Via John Cook's Venture blog, introducing Alaska Airlines new clippy, "Jenn".
My discussion:
You Asked: Where are you?
Jenn: Right now, it appears I live with you...but don't worry, I won't overstay my welcome! How can I help you?
You Asked: Are you human?
Jenn: I am a virtual assistant, here to help you navigate our Web site.
You Asked: Are you smart?
Jenn: I know quite a bit about traveling with Alaska Airlines and Horizon Air. What can I help you with?
You Asked: do planes fly by flapping their wings
Jenn: I would love to help you, but I am not sure I understand your question. Could you please rephrase that for me?
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