OK, looking at tee shirts may be a waste of time.
If you haven't seen or mentioned yet, look through http://www.snorgtees.com/?utm_source=MSP&utm_medium=Banner&utm_content=… and see a tee:
"BACON makes everything better". A must-have for you I'm sure.
Heh, that's a nice shirt. Just this weekend I was wearing the shirt "Reject God. Receive Bacon." Don't stand to close to me when I'm wearing this one, ha.
Want to Decrease Your Productivity? - get a computer with Internet access - LOL