Check out this story ala Shelley about a drunk man who bit a panda. "Hey, pandas are not for biting buddy."
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I'm sad to report today that watching panda pornography didn't excite the two pandas enough for them 
tags: giant panda, Ailuropoda melanoleuca, 
tags: Gerry Ellis, WoLong Nature Preserve, 
"The males often prefer eating to mating." 
