I can't see anything ever beating that. Source: Indy.
It's a weasel, not a stoat! You can tell, because weasels are weasely identified, while stoats are stoataly different. (okay, this is pretty bad, so feel free to spam this if you want :-) )
[Ha ha, you shall suffer the fate of all the worst evil-doers, which is not to be spammed -W]
To Eli you will always be The Weasel.
[Awww, thank you Bunnykins. Love-n-huggses, xxx -W]
A fate worse than death:
I love you too!
Hee, that pic is real. You do not expect that anymore in the internet age.
"It’s a weasel, not a stoat!" A stoat would have sunk its teeth in the bird's neck.
"The weasel just disappeared into the long grass, hungry."
What a sad ending. Tear come to eye.
The meme has caught flight...
I think you need to see this:
At this rate, falcons may soon take up weaselry as a pastime
Can we have a caption competition?
"They are mine animals," said Zarathustra, and rejoiced in his heart.
The bird doesn't always escape though. Here's a video apparently of a weasel catching and killing a magpie.
Was it a fun ride then?
"Get off! I can't fly with a mustelid on my back!"
"You need to provide evidence for that assertion."
'It is backed like a weasel'
You can stay ahead of the meme curve if you read the Weasel Times and Stoat Intelligencer.
[The mummified weasel story is good -W]