Fun with search engines

I was browsing the search terms that brought people to this site and discovered the following regarding the psyche of my readers:

"I apologize"
"catfish that swims into penis?"
"Will someone please kill me" 

Somewhat disturbing are the following:

asu glory holes
"lobster love"
drunk hand spanking
needs spanking

Most disturbing is:

"beheaded girl"

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Wow, so now all those bizarre phrases are going to turn up another hit.

By Friend Fruit (not verified) on 27 Oct 2006 #permalink

"asu glory holes" ????

"catfish that swims into penis?"

It's a little disturbing that I know what this means. Not from personal experience,thank goodness, but from a show I saw on the Discovery Channel about an expedition to the Amazon River that was conducted to film aquatic species not yet seen by humans. While diving in the murky water, the scientists and photographers were taking great care to avoid contact with the Candirú (Vandellia cirrhosa).

Now that's what I call poetry!