mateo burtch

Also, What If We're Attacked By Beets? What Then?

pronald | November 24, 2009

Guest blog by Mateo Burtch. Dear Ms. Doctor Ronald-- I recently had the opportunity to read Simplicity Today, the magazine of the University of Reed alumni association, and its article on you (or someone who looks like you and has the same name as you and is apparently you). I found it to be fascinating and educational in the extreme, so extreme that I actually burned myself on it. I also found it very easy to read, once I mastered the "trick" of holding the magazine rightside-up. Although, because of time constraints, I was only able to skim a few of the shorter paragraphs, I believe I got…