Video Games
"What'cha doin'?"
"Huh? Oh, I'm playing with the Spore Creature Creator. It's a videogame thing, that lets me design little computerized critters."
"What sort of critters?"
"All kinds of things. I could even make one that looks sort of like you. Here, take a look."
"Oooh! That's neat. I should have bigger claws, though."
"Well, OK, I guess I can do that..."
"And my ears are bigger than that."
"Fine, here you go."
"Oooh! Can I have a knocker thingy on the end of my tail?"
"You don't have a spiked ball at the end of your tail."
"But I want one...."
"Oh, all right..."
"And wings."
"What? No way…