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"Thermal Density Gradient Measurements in the Proximity of Tipper Gore" and other neglected IPCC papers

By worldsfair on November 13, 2007.

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Today the SCQ published what can only be described as a necessary appendum to the IPCC reports. The title above is but one of many papers sited, and the others are presented below (and below the fold). Of course, like any good scientist, you'll have to dig deeper to make sense of them, but you can get the review here (OTHER POSSIBLE CAUSES OF GLOBAL WARMING: A LITERATURE REVIEW)

Waddleton, et al., 2000, "Cool Summer Temperatures in the Northern Hemisphere: Evidence for Temporal Correlation with Mrs. Price's Oven Repair Work," Climate Studies 12: 55
Rigby, et al., 1972, "Mrs. Price Slow Cooks Her Pork," Journal of Atmospheric Science 88:1298

Jones & Albasha, 1991, "High Temperature Broiling Preferences of Mrs. Price," Environmenta 78:456

Allis, et al., 1997, "The Temperature of Mrs. Price's Oven Varies with Contents," Nature 388: 1267

Ellsworth, 1959, "Mrs. Price goes Electric," Environmenta 56:1282

Aloin and Wister, 1999, "Dogs: Man's Best Friends or Biological Engines of Destruction?" Ann. Rev. Environ. Sci. 22:144

Orville, et al., 2001, "Dog Breath: A Global Threat Beyond Halitosis" Acta Climactica 17: 22

Toothe & Klaugh, 2002, "Landfall Frequency of Hurricanes and Canine Demographics: A Meta-Analysis," International Journal of Dog Studies 82: 7844

Blistick, et al., 2004, "Here Boy! How to Call a Hurricane," Scientific American March, 2004: 1822

Fiste & Gluv, 2004, "Explicit Lyrics Debate Burns My Ass! Literally!" Globular Studies 18: 122

Aliguera, et al., 2000, "Thermal Density Gradient Measurements in the Proximity of Tipper Gore," Nature 405:1244.

Ah isn't science great? Perhaps worthy of a nobel? Anyway, here is the link again.

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