It's rare that I think one of these test results really fits me, but I'm afraid this one does.
Your Score
: Smartass
You are 85% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.
You are the Smartass! You are rational, extroverted, brutal, and arrogant. In fact, you could very well be the anti-Christ, as you are almost the exact opposite of everything Jesus was supposed to be. While Jesus says love your enemy, you say love beating the crap out of your enemy. While Jesus raises the dead, you raise hell. While Jesus walks on water, you tend to sink. You probably consider people who are emotional and gentle to be big pussies who are obviously in lesser stature than you. You have many flaws, despite your seeming intelligence and cool-headedness. For instance, you aren't very nice. In fact, you're probably an asshole. And you are conceited and self-centered. Not only that, but you are very loud and vocal about all this, seeing as how you are extroverted. There is no better way to describe you than as a "smartass", I'm afraid. Perhaps just "ass" would do, too. But that's a little less literary and descriptive. At any rate, your main personality defect is the fact that you are self-centered, mean, uncaring, and brutally logical.
To put it less negatively:
1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.
2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.
3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.
4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.
Compatibility:
Your exact opposite is the Emo Kid.
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Link: The Personality Defect Test written by saint_gasoline on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test |
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I got sociopath. It said we'd pretty much get along, though, so at least there's that.
Here's my results, they classify me as Capitalist Pig:
You are 85% Rational, 100% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.
I don't know though, sometimes I can be pretty arrogant. The survey just didn't pick up on my particular flavor of arrogance.
The guy who put that together tried WAY WAY WAY too hard to try to be clever.
And failed (IMHO).
I wound up a "hippie." In related news, I now hate myself for being a hippie.
Sehr geEhrter Senor Q/A
Directed to your Bloggo Excellentissimo by the entertaining Monsieur Metro, I have to confess that I have greatly enjoyed visiting your Hawaiian refuge
Perhaps I think too much about these things .... but I wonder about the high-value which seems to be placed in dieser Stelle on "rational"
What has rationality to do with whether the Truth of a Criticism renders criticism an occasion for being un=insulted ... this is not a matter of rationality ... rather it is a matter of an a-rational value judgment
I rather suspect that most Husbands & Fathers can cope somehow with being unjustly Kriticised = it's the entirely justified Kriticisms that so often come from a Wife that are difficult to cope with
Again, a preference to beat die un=mentionable substances out of an opponent is hardly a matter of rationality .... IMHO it seems to be a value judgment independent of reason
und
are you or any of us really cool-headed ? Anyone can be cool-headed, if never under real, unendurable pressure
Es macht man denken, nee
Das ist es, doch
[It makes yuh fink, uhhh]
[This is it i'n'it]
Alles gute und
Tot Siens
G Eagle
For some reason I found these two excerpts from your "report" to be particularly amusing when juxtaposed:
you are almost the exact opposite of everything Jesus was supposed to be...
Your exact opposite is the Emo Kid.