This is a short one, and it might not technically be a quote, but it was written down and it's wrong on so many levels I just had to share it:
Evolve. Use a condom every time.
Advertising slogan seen on a Trojans display
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“The moon was like this awesome, romantic, mysterious thing, hanging up there in the sky where you could never reach it, no matter how much you wanted to. But you’re right.
Boooo, I say!
FOX and CBS have rejected a commercial for Trojan condoms on the grounds that they believed the ads stressed pregnancy prevention over disease prevention. From the NYTimes coverage:
"You can be the Moon and still be jealous of the stars." -Gary Allen