Friday Flower Porn: What's that lily's shoe size?

OK, this is less than subtle.

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This is some sort of Anthurium, and also resides in the Haupt Conservatory at the NY Botanical Garden. The spadix is characteristic of the family Araceae (arums).

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God, whenever I see one of those things I get the worst urge to just stick out my tongue and swaggle it around....

Nature's obscene. We better tell the Xians.

By Suesquatch (not verified) on 03 Nov 2006 #permalink

Men everywhere (with a few rare and notable exceptions) are pulling out their ruler and feeling cheated. Mother Nature is a real bitch, eh?

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Deni Brown's Aroids is a good overview of this huge family.