From the Despair.com do-it-yourself motivational poster generator, here's a follow-on to the "Harsh Criticism: Help or Hindrance?" Ask a Science Blogger query.
Thanks to my expatriate physicist friend, "Ludwig 'The Swinger' Boltzmann", for allowing me to use his "game face" for this.
You phucking philistines!
I can't believe there have been no offers of
hot science se...er, hijinks. I mean, c'mon baby,
let me show you my distribution.
You may have hit upon the problem.
If the motivational poster showed your goodies in the first place, there might have been offers. And as usual, presentation and approachability of science is scaring the *uck outta me based on your selection of photo and caption.
Can I suggest:
Science,
Where the well endowed hang.
Get it? Endowed! ...Ha-ha-ha-ha!...damn, I need to send that to the writers of Family Guy.
What does the caption for the motivational poster say? It's driving me CRAZY, I can't make out the next to last word!
It's not a effing tea party