Friday Flower Porn: Zip It Up, Buddy!

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What's that hanging out of the Dutchman's trousers?

A Dicentra spectabilis specimen displays its cash and prizes near the Princeton campus.

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tags: NYC, Upper West Side, Manhattan, flowers, nature, image of the day Bleeding Heart, Dicentra spectabilis. 124th and Broadway (Harlem) in Manhattan. Image: GrrlScientist, 21 April 2009 [larger view].
I needed a new pair of trousers (shorts, actually) at short notice. My wife bought me a pair at Tesco's (sort of like Wal-Mart, if you're not from the UK). Looked very nice, cost £4. At that price, I joked, its cheaper to throw them away rather than wash them. And indeed it might be best. After 1…
Aching, congested and heavy, but not a bee of relief in sight. Fortunately, there were no blue laws prohibiting this porn shoot near the Princeton campus.
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Whoa! Natural yet indecent exposure.

Be sure to pass that one on to PZ, that one on the left looks an awfully lot like a swimming squid body.

God, Mother Nature's a filthy old gal.

By Suesquatch (not verified) on 02 Jun 2007 #permalink