Friday Fun: We Need To Do More When It Comes To Having Brief, Panicked Thoughts About Climate Change

The Onion nails it on this one: We Need To Do More When It Comes To Having Brief, Panicked Thoughts About Climate Change.

The problem with solving all our climate change-related problems is basically that all the people on the planet are human.

Indeed, if there was ever a time when a desperate call to take action against global warming should race through our heads as we lie in bed and stare at the ceiling, that time is now.

Many well-intentioned people will take 20 seconds out of their week to consider the consequences of the lifestyle they've chosen, perhaps contemplating how their reliance on fossil fuels has contributed to the rapid melting of the Arctic ice cap. But if progress is what we truly want, 20 seconds is simply not enough. Not by a long shot. An issue this critical demands at least 45 seconds to a solid minute of real, concentrated panic.

*snip*

Global warming must be met with immediate, short-lasting feelings of overwhelming dread, or else life as we know it will truly cease--oh, God, there's nothing we can do, is there? Maybe we're already too late. What am I supposed to do? Unplug my refrigerator? I recycle, I take shorter showers than I used to, doesn't that count for something? Devastating famines and brutal wars fought over dwindling resources? Is that my fault? Jesus, holy shit, someone do something! Tell me what to do! For the love of God, what can possibly be done?

There you have it. I've done my part. Now it's your turn.

Yep, I just had my 45 seconds of blind panic while typing up this entry. How about you?

As others have noted, this is about the best commentary on the challenges of dealing with climate change ever:

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