An Onion classic:
Is there no morality in science? Last night I tried to have a barbecue on my back patio and I ran inside before the spicy shish-kabobs were even half-grilled because of the mosquitoes. With all that chemical engineering going on today, with all that military technology, I should at least be able to sip a sloe gin and sour without getting run out of my own yard by something smaller than my fingernail!
I hear jabber-jabbering about the discovery of new subatomic particles. What good is a quark to me? Three and a half minutes it takes to cook a bag of microwave popcorn. Three and a half minutes!
Someone is spending a billion dollars a minute to send radio messages into space, and I have to choke down a bag of Pop-Secret kernels that are only half buttered, some not even popped to full puff. God, I pray for a future when the inventor is the friend of mankind.
DNA fingerprinting--that's what they're doing now. And still strawberries at Bergmann's are $2.99 a quart. It's ludicrous. It's as if we live in the Dark Ages.
Speaking of practical inventions, I just used my first dual flush toilet. Now why did that take so long to invent?
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Dual-flush toilets are extremely common here in Europe. I have one in my flat, there's one at work, and in fact the last time I recall not using one was in a rather old hotel with roman-era plumbing. (Well, no, it didn't really date back to ancient roman times; it only looked like it did...)
Really? I lived in England for a few years a few years ago, and never used a dual flush toilet. Of course, that could be because I lived in an ancient flat and whenever I visited the continent stayed in fleabag hotels...But I guess it's also possible that i just never noticed the two buttons because i didn't know what they did...
Ah-HA! so THAT's what those two buttons were for on all those toilets I saw in Europe! I could never figure it out. (Okay, yes, I suppose I am an ignorant American.)
They should put little notes in the bathrooms explaining them--the way they do with the linens. "Please place linens you want washed on the bathroom floor. Hang up linens you will use again."
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Sources claim that most of the plumbing in England seems to date from about Roman times, which may relate to the dearth of dual-flush toilets there.
Dual flush toilets have been around since I was a kid at least. Next you're going to say you don't use washlets in the US?
japan has a much lower tech solution to do the same thing. pull the flush lever toward you for a full flush. push the lever away for a small flush. there is a cam behind the lever inside the tank that prevents the plunger from being pulled up all the way, so only a little water is allowed to flow.
Yes, Japan kicks ass when it comes to toilet technology. I just came back from there and I miss the heated toilet seats already. Seriously, their toilets are covered with buttons. There's the buttons for the flushes, of course, and one that makes a noise like a flush (to cover other noises), and one the sprays water on you, one that sprays perfume on you, etc. Just about does everything but give you a massage.
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