Which one is the real Tim Blair?

In my previous post I noted that Tim Blair had posted:

Can I ask all timblair.net regulars to stop commenting here. This is exactly what he wants and you're only encouraging him.

In my comments someone also claiming to be Tim Blair posted:

You complete idiot. That comment wasn't posted by me. I suggest you ban the impersonator responsible.

Oh no! It's like one of those movies where there is a real person and a fake person and you have a gun and you hafta shoot the fake one. How can you tell which one is the real Tim Blair? What to do, who to ban. Is there some characteristic that distinguishes those two comments? Got it! One Blair is abusive and the other one isn't. I banned the non-abusive "Blair".

Update: Glenn Reynolds suggests a way to tell the real Tim Blair from an imposter:

The one with the drink in his hand, is the way to bet.

He also has this:

Andy Freeman emails: "What is Lambert doing defending himself with a gun?"

Hmmm, Andy Freeman. Me with a gun.

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you hafta shoot the fake one

Just the fake one?

I think it's long been established that you shoot the one with the goatee.

By FloydFlanders (not verified) on 18 Mar 2005 #permalink

Shooting a Blair would be too strong stuff for the weak stomachs of the llliberal wussies who read this blog, Tim! They don't understand that you need to break a few eggs to create a democracy or a blog or whatever!
What you have to do is first ban 'em both (thank Timmy's mum Andrea for the clue), then reinstate abuse rights for the one who has his daddy's lawyers get right back to you.
Or whatever, I may have missed something.

Yukking it up about about shooting people. Commiserating about what a shame it would be to not shoot the real Tim Blair.
I see 'Sgt. Rock' Lambert hangs out with a cerebral crowd.
It is no wonder that you have become an embarrassment to your peers.

Tim, I hope you realize that on this side of the pond, the way to tell is to say to both of them:

"Queen to Queens' Level 3."

Whoever gives you the right move is in fact the real TB.

By The Dark Avenger (not verified) on 19 Mar 2005 #permalink

I cannot tell a lie. It was me that posted the fake Tim Blair comment.

By Not Tim Blair (not verified) on 19 Mar 2005 #permalink

Oh no you didn't you bloody liar, Not Tim Blair. The fake comment was my all my own work. Stop pretending to be me.

By The Real Not T… (not verified) on 19 Mar 2005 #permalink

So you do delete comments that disagree but are not abusive! Am I banned now, too?

By Richard Blaine (not verified) on 19 Mar 2005 #permalink

Perhaps you should just change your panties and get on with life.

RWDBs? It seems like it is the LWMBs that are talking about shooting someone with whom they disagree.

By Anonymous (not verified) on 31 Mar 2005 #permalink