Denialists' Deck of Cards: The 2 of Spades, "Mere Inconvenience"

Are you practicing the "no problem" hand? You know how it goes--"there's no problem" (damn persnickety do gooders)! And even if people sometimes think that there is a problem, the problem that isn't a problem is caused by bad apples. But it really isn't even a problem.

i-73e8da0bce0cebef8eca34b7b2dc4657-2s.jpg It's just a mere inconvenience! Therefore, there's no problem! Remember this argument from the do-not-call debate on telemarketing? i-6c50acac1780b0bca2ca26938b76a298-3c.jpg

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