When I was in High School, Pepsi installed a new machine that had Dale Earnhardt, Jr. holding a pepsi bottle at crotch level with a huge stream of pepsi sparying out of it with such a force it had blown the cap off.
Ironically, the day that machine showed up was the day we were scheduled to start studying subliminal messages in my AP Psych course.
The phallic symbolism is superb!
Mr. Freud, call your office.
I've been telling people for years that P*psi is evil and that Coca Cola is the one true cola.
Now maybe you all will start listening!
Praise be to Coca Cola!
I can see the headlines now:
This is an Aussie campaign, and Down Under, they call him "The Hoff".
Why does this make me think of Ann-Margaret and baked beans?
I am with Troy Britain on this one. COCA COLA AKBAR.
When I was in High School, Pepsi installed a new machine that had Dale Earnhardt, Jr. holding a pepsi bottle at crotch level with a huge stream of pepsi sparying out of it with such a force it had blown the cap off.
Ironically, the day that machine showed up was the day we were scheduled to start studying subliminal messages in my AP Psych course.
There are just so many things deep disturbing with this, especially if you know how egomaniacal da Hoff is.
MY EYES! I'm BLIND!
Is this David Hasselhoff's version of the "Aristocrats" joke?