From field reporter Andy, proof that the Flying Spaghetti Monster supports our troops.
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Okay, clearly Neurontic does not attract the carb-averse. Spaghetti was pretty high up on everyone's list. Answers ranged from a respectable '6' to a lip-smacking '10.'
I contacted a few of you to get the specs on your dinners and here's what I learned:
In honor of His affinity to parrots, Flying Spaghetti Monsterists hold a festival each year to honor the pirate's best friend and prophetic vessel.
Happy Holidays!
May his Noodly Appendages tickle you on this most festive of days.
Pagans often fail to understand the traditions of Pastafarianism.