The Exact Opposite of How Religion Works

Actually, that's exactly how ancient pagan religiion worked, except that the dino would first have to make some cult service to a god. For the rich, to take an example, it might mean building a temple to the god; for others, a sacrifice of some type or a trip to a site associated with the god.

My schtick is to ask to borrow money from religionists, and offer to pay it back after they're dead.