Our Seed Overlords have bling to give away. All you have to do is take a survey and they might give you an iPhone 3G, a MacBook Air and a 40GB Apple TV. Keep the Air and give me the rest if you win. Don't tell the Overlords though. They might make me give it back.
C'mon. The odds are much better than a lottery.
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I am commanded by my Benevolent Overlords, and I answer.
Yesterday I inadvertently offended the Sb Overlords in an interesting way. Since I came on board 2½ years ago we've had a series of handlers or "community managers" who have all been competent, charming women. Punning a little, I have fondly called them my Ovarylords.
I'd better go home and put on my "Welcome Squid Overlords" t-shirt—someone has caught an octopus…in the Ohio River.
OK, that launch fizzled.
You bastard. I responded first time, and now you're reducing the chances of me winning.
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Maybe. If it's a iPhone, sure. I don't need another phone. The TV... Well, you're out of luck on that one...
Rats! The Air or the Iphone would have been sweet!
Moses, if you give me the iPhone, then you get to co-blog here for a year... and get half the proceeds.
Bling. I want bling. Toys!
Why would anyone want Apple stuff?
* shakes head*
...because it's cool, dude!
Apple is the epitome of style and intelligent design: it looks good, it's made well, it's simple to use and it works.
PC is a bit like the products of evolution: there's lots of stuff you can cobble together to get something that works - after a fashion - but pretty it ain't.
Eat your hearts out, everyone. I'm going to win. I just hope my trusty 8-year-old G4-400 doesn't get jealous.
Eat your hearts out, everyone. I'm going to win.
No chance baby! That Macbook Air has got my name on it.
Wasn't it an Apple computer which hit Newton on the head causing him to invent Einstein?