Which Discworld character are you?

Oddly enough, this doesn't bother me in the slightest...

Your result for The Which Discworld Character Am I Test...

Susan Sto Helit

As Death's granddaughter (a long story, which you greatly dislike), you inherited his ultimate practicality and lack of fear. In fact, boogeymen and other childhood boggles fear YOU. Often assisted by the Death of Rats and his raven, you manage to fix the Universe inbetween working as a governness and educating the masses. The ultimate teacher.

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Susan Sto Helit
You scored 91 intelligence, 69 morality, and 59 physical strengenth!

(I notice from their little graphy things, that everyone taking the test seems to score high intelligence.)

Guess I have an identity crisis:

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DEATH

You scored 86 intelligence, 40 morality, and 61 physical strengenth!

YOU ARE SMART, SAVVY, AND KNOW WHAT DEDICATION TO THE JOB IS...MOST OF THE TIME. YOU ENJOY YOUR WORK, AND EVEN HELP OUT OTHER ANTHROPOMORPHIC PERSONIFICATIONS FROM TIME TO TIME. RECENTLY, YOU'VE LEARNED WHEN TO BEND THE RULES, MUCH TO THE DEATH OF RATS'S CHAGRIN.

(Yes, the caps are theirs.)

SSH for me, too. No problem: I like strong female characters, and Susan is way cool.
The stats make me a very smart, very moral, weakling.

Mustrum Ridcully

You scored 87 intelligence, 44 morality, and 84 physical strengenth!

As Archchancellor of the Unseen University, you are the most sensiblely pig-headed wizard on campus. And what is perhaps more remarkable than being able to summon fireballs whenever you want them, you're even usually right. You have Rincewind's luck without any of his pathetic everyman-ness. After all, you *are* Archchancellor.

Mustrum Ridcully
You scored 75 intelligence, 45 morality, and 74 physical strengenth!

As Archchancellor of the Unseen University, you are the most sensiblely pig-headed wizard on campus. And what is perhaps more remarkable than being able to summon fireballs whenever you want them, you're even usually right. You have Rincewind's luck without any of his pathetic everyman-ness. After all, you *are* Archchancellor.

By Chris' Wills (not verified) on 25 Sep 2008 #permalink

I too am Archchancellor Ridcully.

I also would have thought I was more Librarian-esque. Either way, I'm happy.

Louis

The Patrician.

At least I would have been if I had taken the test. Hated tests since primary school.

By John Monfries (not verified) on 25 Sep 2008 #permalink

I don't think I'd be happy as CMOT Dibbler. Or Rincewind, for that matter -- the idea of having to perpetually runaway from things that are trying to kill me is unappealing.

Even if that meant you got to be owned by The Luggage? And one thing about Dibbler and his rellies is that they are always on the scene but not actually in danger from anyone.

Not surprisingly, sharing a name with DEATH'S granddaughter for far too many years. But I was hoping to be Granny Weatherwax.

By Susan Silberstein (not verified) on 25 Sep 2008 #permalink

Captian (sic) Carrot. I'd have quite liked to be Susan, but I think I'm too much of a city type.

Hold on a second there John, you mean we're NOT in Discworld? Ok then, how come so many people think narrative reality IS reality? Wishing makes things true after all, right?

If you ask me all Pratchett has done has changed the names to protect the innocent-ish. ;-)

Louis

I'm Susan as well. Suits me well I think! Except the lack of trans-dimensional powers.....

Hey waitaminnit, you guys! I'm Susan! (Intelligence 98, morality 65, strength 48.)

Anyone else here feel like we've all suddenly been transported into a Pratchettesque version of Spartacus?

By themadlolscien… (not verified) on 27 Sep 2008 #permalink

Yet another Susan here. So, either the test is skewed, or the readers of this blog are more likely to either be Susans or to report their Susan-ness. (I'm sure that's far too much analysis than is deserved by a test hosted by a site called "HelloQuizzy" (with coloured letters yet). I blame the influence of my son who just completed a degree in Social Anthropology.)

@ Theo Bromine: Killjoy. :-) But I suspect it's the latter.

[1] We're all incredibly intelligent (no brag, just fact);

[2] we're all going to Hell for not being Fundy Mental Cases (the mid-range morality scores would indicate our being "afflicted" with "moral relativism"); and

[3] the vast majority of us probably aren't jocks (and certainly none of us are dumb jocks!) - although we're not wimps either, as our mid-range strength scores show.

That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

By themadlolscien… (not verified) on 28 Sep 2008 #permalink

I was Death. Somehow, it felt appropriate.

Count me in for another Carrot. Frankly, I'm afraid I'm more a Rincewind than anything else, but perhaps not skinny enough. I don't think there was a "skinny" metric, was there? Hmm?

And I'm afraid my morality score was rather low, which makes me wonder how I wound up Carroted.

By Josh Hayes (not verified) on 06 Oct 2008 #permalink