Tom & Katie's freak is here!!!!

The spawn of TomKat lives! Abiola Lapite speculated that Cruise had holoprosencephaly, which would result in miscarriages in his partners. I emailed Lapite and his response was "And how exactly do you know it's his?" Good point. The Superficial has more of course.

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Is Abiola confusing Tom with the artist formerly known as Prince? Prince fathered a child who died soon after birth from a rare cranial malformation, and it was speculated at the time that Prince (very short, and with an oddly shaped head) had a related genetic disorder.