It's been confirmed, Nicole Kidman is no longer innocent! How the mighty have fallen. Chastity is a value which we no longer aspire to in this age of license & worldly delights....
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Jeez, it took her a while. What was Cruise up to all that time, just jumpin' on the couch?
And who's 'we'?
Tom Cruise WAS probably just jumping on the couch. He is suing the publishers of an unauthorized biography which claims that his daughter Suri with Katie Holmes is not his biological kid. More like Rosemary's Baby - conceived and born at the command of the Church of Scientology.
But didn't the papers report that Kidman was pregnant at the time she parted company from Cruise? And later had a miscarriage?
Whatever.
Probably took her so long due to her height.
.....and Tom being short couldn't jump high enough, even on the couch.
Her steely-eyed look has always intimidated me. Urban is a better man than I.