Mike Duvall, "It wasn't me!"

Disgraced California lawmaker denies affairs:

A pro-family values California lawmaker who resigned after being caught on tape boasting about his sexual conquests denied Thursday that he had extramarital affairs, saying "my offense was engaging in inappropriate storytelling.

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"Yeah, I didn't have any affairs. I just lied about having affairs with specific other humans I wasn't sleeping with. Never mind that lying about such things could seriously damage their reputations and jobs by themselves." At a certain point one needs to just shut up. Duvall is well beyond that point.

hahah nice song choice

âFamily Valuesâ California state assemblyman representing Orange County, Republican Michael D. Duvall, resigns for apparently not cheating on his wife. Well you have to take his word for it, or maybe believe that hypocrisy has been bred in. In my opinion the Republican Party has been taken over the most extreme religious right (people who love to push their beliefs on others while trying to take away rights of those they just hate) and thatâs who they need to extract from their party if they real want to win. Good Luck, because as they said in WACO, âWe Ainât Coming Outâ. He is just another name that can be added to the list of Republican 2009 summer of love: Senator John Ensign (NV), Senator Paul Stanley (TN), Governor Mark Stanford (SC), SC Board of Ed Chair, Kristin Maguire (AKA Bridget Keeney).

But letâs get back to the real problem of political corruption, does anyone think this will get investigated and that things he voted on will need to be affirmed by the remaining members or will nothing happen? Do I hear Tammy Wynette, âStand By Your Manâ playing in the background? I remember not so long ago that other Orange County song favorite, âStand By Your Tanâ (for Tan Nguyen). But thatâs another Orange County fool.