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Are you an elitist bastard? I know I am!
This is supposed to be the Carnival of the Elitist Bastards, a celebration of excessive arrogance and bare-knuckle commentary, where smart-assed brutes with swords for tongues receive their rightful acknowledgment.
This is a carnival after my own heart: the first Carnival of the Elitist Bastards.
While I was loitering aboard a big boat in California and hanging out with communists, I missed the latest sailing of the