Put them all in a sack and hit them with a stick!
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There seems to have been an outbreak of poetry about me from Right Wing Death Poets (RWDPs). Tim Blair:
He was a hero to the blogosphere
Across this wide brown land
Tim Lambert of Scienceblogs.com
With his clue stick in his hand
The mighty throbbing clue stick!
Tim gripped it like a lance
And…
Coral Ridge Ministries asked their members a question:
How dangerous are the following to the spiritual health of America?
Very
Somewhat
Not very
The ACLU and similar groups
96
3
1
Pro-homosexual indoctrination
95
4
1
Abortion
93
6
1
Islamic terrorism
91
8
1
Hollywood
89…
OK, Daddy, guess what? Here's my idea. We get a stick of wood and we put a timer on it, then we get a big rock and put it on the end. We have to put feet on the big rock, so it can stand on the stick.
Then when the rain comes down, down, down, we push really hard on the stick. We have to do a…
Via GrrlScientist, the precisely calibrated quiz for determining theme songs yields the following for me:
Your Theme Song is Back in Black by AC/DC
"Back in black, I hit the sack,
I've been too long, I'm glad to be back"
Things sometimes get really crazy for you, and sometimes you have to…
For our American viewers: you may not know the reference of the last phrase in the movie: "You look like Noddy". Think big head on little body in toy car. Noddy was my childhood friend, along with Andy Pandy, while I was < 5yrs old, in the UK, in the form of string puppets. Noddy actually has a web site - www.noddy.com - if you want the full saccharine experience. But the image Dara invoked for me was just priceless. I guess I have more context.
As for the stick - make it a big one, please.
Thanks, Greg.
The Mithell and Webb homeopathic A&E ("Emergency Room" for US speakers of "english") is also apposite :-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMGIbOGu8q0
Now there's someone who knows how to communicate science!