This is not only the true story of easter, but it is also a commentary on which is better, cats or dogs. Verily, many mysteries are explained in this epic documentary:
h/t: Julia
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1 And the LORD looked upon the earth, and, behold, it was corrupt; for all flesh had corrupted his way upon the earth.
... and verily, got their asses totally smitten.
But they will never lean, will they! Nice pictures of the Flalse Idol of Wall Street at Holocene Hominid
I'm not drinking these days but scribbler50 at Behind the Stick is still my favorite bartender.
Today is the day when it will all come crashing down around us evil Darwinists. Expelled has been, uh, expelled from whence it came. Yes, the prophet Benjamin will speak and the scales will be lifted from the eyes of the public.
Wait... I'm confused. The dog betrayed Jeshua Cottontail, yet in the end, the dog is in Heaven and the cat is in Hell. So clearly dogs are better cats. But, dogs betrayed the savior not cats, so cats must be better than dogs....
Curse you, Laden! You have only made this age-old conundrum even murkier.
My 9yo asked me a couple of days ago what bunnies and eggs have to do with Easter. This is a much better explanation than the long, drawn out discussion of where traditions come from that I gave him.
We watched this together so that I could answer any questions he had. It was a great family moment. Thank you for sharing.
That bunny reassembled from it's former pieces like a jigsaw puzzle was just creepy. So that's why my dog can't eat chocolate? who knew.
That bunny reassembled from it's former pieces like a jigsaw puzzle was just creepy.
I know, I loved that part. A true horror bunny. And the analogy remains perfect, because when Jesus returned from the dead he instructed the apostles he met (or one of them) to run his fingers through the fatal wound holes in his body.