"... And God gave to his chosen people ..."

Best line: "What's the difference between astronomy and astrology?" ... "About 50 IQ points..."

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Back in the dim and ancient days of usenet, I used to take astrologers apart for fun. They had such goofy ideas, and they were so serious about it.
Astrology. Classic woo. Not much to say about it other than the fact that for some very strange reason a lot of people still believe in it, at least a little. Maybe it's because almost every newspaper in the country still has an astrology column. I don't know.
Once again the perennially aggravating subject of Indian marriages is in the news at the beebs. The reporter sez
Well, I've never followed this "Jerome" fellow's stuff at MyDD, with the recent accusations that he may have done some dubious things in the stock market and was a promoter of astrology, but the Commissar

"it makes it look friendly!"

I have watched Mr. Diety since the beginning.

His reply here is great, "Well, I'm at least a 50."