We love happy hot dog man!

The rest of the world recoils in horror and despair.
From the country that gave us the Barbie dog-shit scoop / and dolls that wet themselves!

When I was a kid, my mom cut a hotdog into a squid shape. I refused to eat it! This one I probably would have eaten though.

I could happily go another 42 years without having one of those.

Thanks, I finally realize why America is the #1.