... which would be really funny because ... well, you clearly see why this is funny.
Christian groups and sects are often opposed to the use of biological tissue that would otherwise be discarded in research and therapy including "stem cell research." This is because they think some of that biological tissue could be future parishioners, or because they watched too many Disney movies involving fairies. Or something. Anyway, there is this one kind of stem cell that exists among regular cells that can be extracted from the body of a living, breathing already signed up parishioners and the use of these stem cells to cure horrid diseases and such would not violate anyone's sensibilities. So The Church has (more or less) said OK to that. The problem is, they, these stem cells, might not actually exist. From a news report in Nature:
Proponents of very small embryonic-like cells (VSELs) extracted from bone marrow say that the cells have the potential to transform regenerative medicine. A trial has begun in Poland, and cell-therapy company Neostem in New York is planning another in Michigan.
But in a major blow to the field, a paper published on 24 July in Stem Cell Reports suggests that the diminutive stem cells are not real1. Led by Irving Weissman, a prominent stem-cell researcher at Stanford University in California, the study is the fourth to refute the cells’ existence — and the most thorough yet.
It will be interesting to see how this works out.
The religious are all up in the air about using stem cells cuz they might come from aborted fetuses. Well so what?!? So we just throw them in the garbage instead? Don't want abortions then push education and birth control. But where is the woman who says wow I can get rich selling my abortions to research people!!!!
The whole anti-stem cell sillyness is a made up issue, made up by people who believe in made up sillyness but have political clout. So other countries get the jump on us, get the patents and screw us on cost; OK I grant this would be no different then our own corporations screwing us on cost anyway.
So people with imaginary beliefs have approved stem cell research based on imaginary stem cells?!?!? There is a common thread thru this somewhere. ;-}