Did anyone play this game last night while listening to Bush's State of the Union Address? If so, have you recovered from your hangover yet? The rules are so complicated that it can easily qualify as a sobriety test.
Several favorites of mine include; you are supposed to drink a double shot of something green every time he says the word "environment"; locate the nearest Texan and mess with him/her, then drink for every time he says "Don't mess with Texas!"; and you are supposed to drink until your liver cries every time he mentions "Ted Kennedy".
Don't forget to check out the Democratic Response bonus round!
This almost makes me wish I had a TV. Well, almost. I'd have to spend a fortune for booze, too.
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