Cat out of the Bag

I haven't seen this making the climate blog rounds (though I don't pay as close attention anymore as I used to...) so I thought supporters of science and detractors alike might like to know that the cat is out of the bag and the Global Warming Hoax has been exposed.

See below:

Continental drift and evolution surely fall into that that same mix.

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Oops! I just now noticed the "April Fools". Maybe climate change is real after all?

I don't know Coby - with evidence as strong as this it looks as though Inhofe is right after all. I can see him showing it in the Senate - with a snowball for emphasis.

Well.If global warming is really a hoax,then why is it that it is still said to be real in sources of information like textbooks?With these misleads existing,then what information can we rely on?

By Boysana Ramalo… (not verified) on 13 Apr 2015 #permalink

OMG! Funny clip. I find it hard to believe that you fell for that Coby. I part of me believes you just wanted to start a heated debate. I would be crushed if I found out it was not real, why would I be studying environmental sciences after all :( ?

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"With these misleads existing,then what information can we rely on?"

Since misleading information can be made about ANYTHING, there is nothing to change the situation to make this question of any relevance anywhere, anytime.

You don't rely on the statement as given. You put as much effort into testing the claim as verified as possible, then accept or reject, with the knowledge you may still be wrong.

AGW denial is an idiotic take because if you know that your denial COULD be wrong, then you're damning future generations, maybe your own, to a catastrophe.

Which is why AGW denial is denial, not skepticism. A skeptic is skeptical first about themselves and wonder if they're wrong too. Deniers never wonder. Religious conviction and certitude.

I am shocked and in Awe that Global Warming really could be a conspiracy. Many People haven't seen the effects of Global Warming for theirselves but they only rely on the information printed in textbooks and sources of information done by Colleges and Varsities. This could be why many people are lead to believe that Global Warming Is Real.

By Tholi(15177735) (not verified) on 14 Apr 2015 #permalink

wow that was really misleading its a good thng april fools makes it acceptable for it to be a scientific blog joke. i would have been devastated if climate change was a haux especially since my career choice was based on environmental problems and solving them .
its no joking matter thou ,temperatures throughout world is increasing ice caps melting etc.

@wow, that is so true, we are exposed to so much info in this day and age and not all that we get on the internet its true. At least there is google scholar and other trusted sources out there. Information is as reliable as the source.

By anonymous (not verified) on 15 Apr 2015 #permalink

why are you blowing things out of proportion? its an april fool's joke. we suppose to laugh and move on. Anyway, its hilarious!

Practical jokes have become an everyday event and it remains our individual responsibility to gather information on the environment surrounding us in order to retain the information we can depend on. Dr. Kerry Kriger is one of the fighters for the conservation of frogs on our planet which is an indicator of the state of the environment. 200 species of these amphibians already disappeared. Not to mention the 25th of April that was declared the official “save the frog day”. These researched facts cannot be taken lightly. Our entire existence as a human race depends on conscious decisions to use our resources more sensible

By Marjole Wort (… (not verified) on 17 Apr 2015 #permalink

Global warming is certainly true. This is proved by the rising global temperatures. Another supporting factor is the increase in skin cancer amongst human beings worldwide. These facts are supported by research done by hundreds of scientists daily. I do not agree that global warming is a hoax. The interviewee stated that bacteria is also a hoax, this is impossible as many have studied bacteria and the pros and cons of harmful and helpful bacteria.
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Coby Beck, are you still around?
Please give an update or at least a coda.

By Jim Spriggs (not verified) on 02 Aug 2015 #permalink

Ahmed, sorry, you mix things up. Temperature increases due to CO2 cannot be seen directly on thermometers. The thermometer just tells you a temperature value, but not where the heat comes from. Therefore there is no scientifically unequivocal proof that any temperature change over time is entirely or partly to x% linked to CO2. This is a simple fact you have to take into account before you claim it's CO2.

Jim, I recommend you follow the thread here and abstain from pressing the blogmaster to anything. This is not your duty here.

Jim, freddie's mom controls freddie, so he wants to pretend to control everyone else.

Ignore his prattle.

"Temperature increases due to CO2 cannot be seen directly on thermometers."

Temperature increases, by whatever cause, including CO2, can be seen directly on thermometers.

Moron.

test

By John Plowman (not verified) on 25 Aug 2015 #permalink

John, I assume you're still trying to embed video here.

Stop trying.

Just post your information and be done with it.

wow, you cannot help John, that's obvious and by no means surprising as you lack higher education and basic skills.

However I could help him after he has answered the question whether he is a fanatic climate hysteric

So your clever and innovative scheme relies on his answer?

Why?

What IS your scheme and why would it only work if they didn't believe that the IPCC claims were correct?

Nothing in computer science or HTML or javascript or in the PHP and add ons from Wordpress rely on someone's opinion of the IPCC.

But I guess you require to perform magic to make it work, and don't have a clue how else to fix it, and you'll only perform the mystic rites for a fellow cultist.

wowtroll, so you admit that YOU cannot help John. Thank you, it was always clear that you just blather and envy the greater talents of others which you lack.

Tell me how many languages you master, moron

kaibot, your response proves you cannot help John. So what failure is it if I can't?

What IS your scheme and why would it only work if they didn’t believe that the IPCC claims were correct?

In short, you've been unable to help John at all with his problem. Thank you, it was always clear that you just blather and envy the greater talents of others which you lack.

wowtroll, why do you avoid answering my question. Is it because you feel so ashamed to present such a low level of education?

You have, yet again, failed to help John, freddiekaiboristroll.

That's because you're an incompetent and knownothing blowhard.

I'd explain how, but you're just too stupid to understand.

Wowtroll, I would help John after he answers my question, because I KNOW the solution to his problem, which YOU DON'T KNOW, as you are a computer illiterate. To show that you are a naked layman, show your programming capabilities and write a short VB.net of how to enumerate a list of CONSTANTS. Thereafter you show this with a Java bean.

Hence, idiot, prove that you are a true shitmonster ignoramus in IT technology.

I would tell you how to solve his problem but I'm waiting to see what your attempt at a solution is.

No wowtroll, it's the other way round: you got an exercise and then you will get your mark. Hence do some work, lazy blatherer. Everybody csm judge on his own, that YOU NEVER EVER ARE ABLE TO ANSER EVEN THE MOST SIMPLE QUESTIONS. Therefore you are an subqualified underperformer, what is typical for warmist fanatic climate church members of minor grade. You should be extremely humble given the low capacities of our deranged brain.

No, it's other way round.

I'll answer yours when you answer John's.

Five posts from your lying mouth insisting that you can answer John's problem, NOT ONE actually doing it.

Proof that, like your lies about kai and how you "made a mistake" and then "thought it was amusing to pretend", you're lying about this too.

All you are is an incompetent internet blowhard who hasn't got the first clue in their head. Because you're a frigging moron.

wow, you are really incredibly stupid and a pathological liar, which is easy to prove: listen, idiot, all your idiocy started after John stated in comment 17:

#17
John Plowman

August 25, 2015
test

YOU, wowtroll, replied immediately in 18:

#18
Wow

August 25, 2015
John, I assume you’re still trying to embed video here.

Stop trying.

Just post your information and be done with it.

Hence, you fucking moron, had assumed John would test video embedding. He just wrote "test", nothing else. THIS IS NO QUESTION, YOU FUCKING LIAR. JOHN HAS NEVER ASKED A QUESTION HERE.

I then offered to John, in case he was looking for help:

#19
freddy

August 26, 2015
wow, you cannot help John, that’s obvious and by no means surprising as you lack higher education and basic skills.

However I could help him after he has answered the question whether he is a fanatic climate hysteric

As he never answered my question and not even raised his voice again to express what he wanted in #17 I had no motivation to react.

What YOU then constructed after #19 was ONE INSANE and utmost stupid comment after another, until an intentional construction of a terribly immoral lie. Everybody can read on this thread what a dangerously bad brat you are, ill-mannered and lacking any normal education.

Six now, none of which have managed to even try to solve John's problem.

Is it that you're ignorant or just that you're insane?

Here's a prediction that will prove true: freddiekaiboristrollbot will post a seventh time without answering John's problem. Because the moronic little squirt doesn't have a frigging clue how.

wowtroll, read #33 to understand what everybody understands, namely that you a complete nasty idiot, devoid of any reading and comprehension capabilities: John did not ask for help, as he judt stated "Test". You can repeat a7th until a100000000000th time that I did not help him, as he did not ask for any help. And you escape all questions addressed to you: YOU REALLY BEHAVE AS THAT STINKING ASSHOLE AND ASSWIIPE THAT YOU ARE. BEAR IN MIND, IDIOT, THAT WHATEVER YOU SAY: YOUUUU ARE THE IDIOT HERE AND NOBODY ELSE.

Yup, prediction 100% proved, post #7 and no help for John.

I predict we'll have an eighth post from kaifreddyboristrollbot that will still fail to answer Johns question, because kfbtb is an ignorant ass who has nothing other than bluster to hide his shame.

wowtroll, youuuu speculated in #18 that John might have tried to embed a video clip here, remember what you wrote. And YOU are not able to help him in case he really wanted some help, what he did not ask for. You are just and plainly ridiculous, a poor underperformer of the climate church.

wowtroll, prediction 100% proved: that is now your 10th denial to show any ability to help John, although he had not asked for it and you maintain the opposite, LIAR!

I predict you will fail an 11th time to help John, as you are completely illiterate in IT and devoid of any IT skills.

Goodness. Didn't even have a chance to predict correctly that there'd be a ninth too, with no help for John because freddy here is full of bluster and bugger all.

I'm predicting a tenth post from the trollkiddie with still zero help for John. Confidently, because fredski here is completely and utterly clueless.

I'll lay it out now: freddiekaiboristrollweinerkiddietrollbot will NEVER be able to help John with his problem, and will post many times and NOT ONCE help John with his problem. He will, for several more posts, however, insist that I cannot despite John never having asked, nor the petulant pre-teen idiot provided their fictitious idea of what a solution would be.

wowtroll, prediction 100% proved: that is now your 11th denial to show any ability to help John, although he had not asked for it and you maintain the opposite, LIAR!

I predict you will fail an 12th time to help John, as you are completely illiterate in IT and devoid of any IT skills.

I’ll lay it out wowidiotunderperformertroll will NEVER be able to help John with his problem, and will post many times and NOT ONCE help John with his problem. He will, for several more posts, however, insist that I cannot despite John never having asked, nor the petulant pre-teen idiot provided their fictitious idea of what a solution would be.

You are trapped wowtroll in an vicious shortcut: therefore i have defeated you, as I always did, which is something everybody knew in advance, as you are a decadent climste hysteric.

Yup, tracking 100% accuracy on BOTH predictions:

No help for John and continued demand that I do it for him.

So far the rate would be something better than 70% confidence with the currently limited data so far collected.

And I predict that confidence in kaibottrollkiddiefred will merely increase monotonically.

Why so confident? Because you're a tiny little kid whining and bitching on the internet whilst the grown ups are doing some actual thinking.

I’ll lay it out wow will NEVER be able to help John with his problem, and will post many times and NOT ONCE help John with his problem.

Oh, as soon as you have provided your laughable attempt at providing the solution, I will.

However, you have not once supplied one, so the reason for the problem that has you so bitchy is entirely your fault.

Hey, freddiekaibottrollkiddie, how about posting as kai again and pretending that it's someone else?

Oh, hang on, too soon. Try being Boris.

Or use one of your other "secret identites" you've used before.

You know, get a proper fake grassroots supporting your right not to help John because you don't want to, but nobody else is allowed to decide likewise.

wowtroll, prediction 100% proved: that is now your 12th denial to show any ability to help John, although he had not asked for it and you maintain the opposite, LIAR!

I predict you will fail an 13th time to help John, as you are completely illiterate in IT and devoid of any IT skills.

Prediction still holding strong.

Not a great feat of observation given how much of a retard you are, freddie. I mean, it's kinda inevitable.

Hey, John, tell trollbot here you don't believe in AGW.

See the fuckwit come up with another lame excuse!

Hey, trollbot, where is your explanation, hmm?

Doesn't exist because you're a whiney little nutless wonder.

freddiekaiboristrollbot: "Hey, I can totally answer it because I'm great. Really".
freddiekaiboristrollbot: "I can. honest!".
freddiekaiboristrollbot: "I can I say so, I just won't because. BECAUSE YOU WON'T! Yeah, that'll work..."
freddiekaiboristrollbot: "Neener, I can really answer questions, except I won't because you're a poopyhead!".

And so the raving little maniac screams round and round in circles, incapable of being anything other than insane.

LOL!

wowtroll, prediction 100% proved: that is now your 13th denial to show any ability to help John, although he had not asked for it and you maintain the opposite, LIAR!

I predict you will fail a 14th time to help John, as you are completely illiterate in IT and devoid of any IT skills.

wowtroll, take the link above as a first step to your testing of how to do it. You will need about 31 lessons to get the full knowledge. But even after finishing the lessons you will not be able to help John, as you are a complete idiot in IT and elsewhere.

I predict that you will not be able to take profit of my first hint to you of how to achieve what you never will understand, stupid, and that you NEVER EVER will be able to help John.

I was wrong. You're not a teenager. You're 8 years old.

Wow.

wowtroll, prediction 100% proved: that is now your 14th denial to show any ability to help John, although he had not asked for it and you maintain the opposite, LIAR!

I predict you will fail a 15th time to help John, as you are completely illiterate in IT and devoid of any IT skills.

I will not be helping John. The reason for which is that you haven't even attempted to.

Let the young'uns go first.

After you, kid.

wowtroll, prediction 100% proved: that is now your 15th denial to show any ability to help John, although he had not asked for it and you maintain the opposite, LIAR!

I predict you will fail a 16th time to help John, as you are completely illiterate in IT and devoid of any IT skills.

Yes, as long as you don't answer my question, I won't supply an answer myself.

wowtroll, prediction 100% proved: that is now your 16th denial to show any ability to help John, although he had not asked for it and you maintain the opposite, LIAR!
I predict you will fail a 17th time to help John, as you are completely illiterate in IT and devoid of any IT skills.

Never mind whether or not this blog gives evidence of AGW. It doesn't give any evidence of moderation:(

Mature readers do not expect the former when the latter is wholly absent.

Dont you mean it gives no evidence AGW is false?