I can relate to this one...
And, yes, between the hours of 9 PM and 10 PM EDST, don't bother me. I'll be...occupied.
But before I settle down, I can't resist posting this special Easter 24 banner:
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Ah, Easter. The holiday when many people ask "Wait, bunnies don't lay eggs. What gives?" Not everyone is a fan of the Easter Bunny, though.
I bet you didn't imagine that I would have an Easter story. Well, I've got one and it consists of nothing more than a mercifully short dialog between me and my daughter when she was very little:
"Dad, do you believe in the Easter Bunny?"
On this Easter Day, as children look forward to visits by the Easter Bunny, do you ever wonder what the Easter Bunny does the other 364 days a year?
I never realized a bunny could be such a sociopath.
News outlets are reporting a surprise attack on Easter. War weary from epoch fighting in the War on Christmas, only recently suspended, most analysts had predicted that there would be no War on Easter this year.
The "Bauer is Christ" or Bauer-v-Christ possibilities are immense....
Christ "turns the other cheek". Jack Bauer shoots a guy's wife in the leg.
That banner could work for lots of different characters: Mulder, Cancer Man, Doggett, Buffy (twice), and Spike all come to mind. Kind of pathetic, actually.
Oh, you're no fun...