Via the Internets...
Christmas Carols for the DSM-IV
Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are
Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas
Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and.....
Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me
Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Ji ngle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Ji ngle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
...Bells.
Dammit, Orac, you just don't like passive-aggressive chronically depressed people with ADHD enough to give them their own song, do you? I see how it is. You just don't like them anymore.
Ooh, shiny...
What about:
Suicidal: Up on the Rooftop!
I'm bipolar, and I've had problems with clinically-diagnosable paranoia in the past, and I enjoyed this post. Thanks!
Shouldn't the song for schizophrenia be "Do You Hear What I Hear in My Head?"
Orac -- Loved the play list! As someone diagnosed as chronically depressed, I don't have a Christmas theme song to add. ("I'm dreaming of a black Christmas" seems too lame.) Having said that, I'll just salute you with my Christmas coffee mug which reads, "Bah Humshit!"
Social Anxiety Disorder: It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas (where can I hide?)
Post-natal Depression: What Child Is This?
ADHD: On the first day of Christmas, my oooh shiny!
Dementia: Over the river and through the woods, where was I going?
Broadening the category to include, well, everyone:
MADD: Grandma Got Run Over By a Drunken Reindeer
Stoner: Angels We Have Heard While High
Poly: I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus, and Mrs. Claus, and the Elves, and -
Shouldn't that be Disassociate Identity Disorder? Don't anger the APA or you won't be on their Christmas card list...