Ah, yes, it's that time of year again. The winners of the 2007 IgNobel Prize have been announced. There have been several "worthy" winners, for example:
Mayu Yamamoto from Japan won the Ig Nobel prize in chemistry for her development of a novel way to extract vanillin, the main component in vanilla bean extract, from cow dung. In tribute to Yamamoto's achievement, Toscanni's imitated her achievement and distributed samples of the resulting ice cream to Nobel laureates seated on the stage. Loud chants of "Eat it! Eat it!" from the audience finally persuaded the skeptical Nobel laureates to try a taste of their samples.
But I think the competition came down to these two:
The Wright Lab of the U.S. Air Force received the peace prize for their "make love not war" research and development of a "Gay bomb" designed to make enemy soldiers sexually irresistible to each other.
Or:
The prize in medicine was awarded to Brian Witcombe from the United Kingdom and Dan Meyer from the United States for their study on the "Side Effects of Sword Swallowing," described by Witcombe as the meeting of a researcher on swallowing disorders and the world's greatest sword swallower. Meyer gave a nerve-wracking live demonstration of his infamous sword-swallowing abilities following their acceptance speech.
Personally, I lean towards the latter, just because I'm medically inclined. Here's the winning abstract:
Sword swallowing and its side effects
Brian Witcombe, consultant radiologist1, Dan Meyer, executive director2
1 Department of Radiology, Gloucestershire Royal NHS Foundation Trust, Gloucester GL1 3NN, 2 Sword Swallowers' Association International, 3729 Belle Oaks Drive, Antioch, Tennessee 37013, USA
Objective To evaluate information on the practice and associated ill effects of sword swallowing.
Design Letters sent to sword swallowers requesting information on technique and complications.
Setting Membership lists of the Sword Swallowers' Association International.
Participants 110 sword swallowers from 16 countries.
Results We had information from 46 sword swallowers. Major complications are more likely when the swallower is distracted or swallows multiple or unusual swords or when previous injury is present. Perforations mainly involve the oesophagus and usually have a good prognosis. Sore throats are common, particularly while the skill is being learnt or when performances are too frequent. Major gastrointestinal bleeding sometimes occurs, and occasional chest pains tend to be treated without medical advice. Sword swallowers without healthcare coverage expose themselves to financial as well as physical risk.
Conclusions Sword swallowers run a higher risk of injury when they are distracted or adding embellishments to their performance, but injured performers have a better prognosis than patients who suffer iatrogenic perforation.
Truly worthy research. Actually, I've always rather wondered about that. 'Fess up. I bet you probably did too.
Now we'll see who wins the Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine next week.
"Now we'll see who wins the Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine next week."
The same study, of course.
I doubt this is news to the sword swallowers. Something tells me they might have some trouble with getting that healthcare coverage.
And here I was, wasting my time waiting for the SERIOUS ones to be awarded, to see if my bratty little cousin and his research group are mentioned THIS year! How could I be so lacking in my ability to recognize GENUINE ability!