The Chuck Norris of the 1930s?

Apparently Jack Dempsey was his generation's Chuck Norris, who, as we know, doesn't read books but stares them down until he gets the information that he wants. Here he is in a 1934 Modern Mechanix article boasting how he can "whip any mechanical robot":

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Of course, I still think it would hurt like hell to try to punch steel, regardless of how good a boxer you are.

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Y'know a boxing robot would be a great project for the DARPA challenge!!

Other than the problem of getting a robot that could do image-processing fast enough, it wouldn't be hard to make it able to deal out a pretty good uppercut. I'm imagining a computer-controlled back-hoe would be nothing you'd want to tangle with!

Well it was the 30's where the height of electronics was the vacuum tube, and the height of robotics was Elektro. The difficulty of a fight would have been along the lines of beating up C-3PO.

Send him up against even a modern industrial robot and not only would the robot punch through his defences, but probably his chest, the referee behind him, and a fair portion of the rings floor. And as for a Terminator endo-skeleton...well make sure you bring a wet-vac for the end of round 1.

I do notice though he had an out clause though- "....the average clever boxer, facing a robot constructed with two or three vulnerable points...".

Nah, he was the Will Smith of the 30s . . .
(I hated that movie... )
I'd like to see him battle one of the Army's MULES.
http://www.army.mil/fcs/mule.html
he'd lose, even against the unarmed versions.

Jack Dempsey may have been willing to fight a robot, but like most heavyweight champions of his era he wouldn't fight a black man and was able get away with refusing black challengers Jack Johnson was only had the opportunity to become champion because Tommy Burns (the lightest and shortest heavyweight champion), a Canadian was willing and eager to fight any challenger. Burns even fought 2 challengers in one day.

Burns has been largely overlooked by boxing historians of the his time because he allowed a black man to become champion.

By Freddy the Pig (not verified) on 02 Dec 2007 #permalink

"Other than the problem of getting a robot that could do image-processing fast enough"

It probably wouldn't be too hard to code something to look for the nostrils or pupils. We use a video eyetracker which is made to track pupils, but will occasionally lock onto the nostrils - like the pupil, the nostril is an elliptical region of flat black in a brighter background.

If you can find the nostrils or pupils, then you know where the face is, and you at least know where to punch. I doubt a human could effectively block a powerful mechanical punch.

On the Chuck Norris vein,

A bunch of users created Chuck Norris style put-downs about cryptographer Bruce Schneier

(ex: "NP pretends to be P when Bruce is nearby.", "Bruce Schneier once decrypted a box of AlphaBits" "When Bruce Schneier does modulo arithmetic, there are no remainders. Ever." "Paul Erdos only has a Schneier number of 2."

The website (which has some problems)
http://geekz.co.uk/schneierfacts/

Users posted their favorits:
http://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2006/08/bruce_schneier.html