George, This Is Legal Only in Massachusetts

bushandpootie
(by way of Shakespeare's Sister)

...and aren't you against this sort of thing.

I just can't help myself...

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That's nothing! Minutes later Putin started stroking Bush's sides, as if he were a kitten. Then wow! a big wet smack right on the tummy.

I must say that for an instant Bush liiked a little non-plussed.

LOOKED a little non-plussed

(That's what I get for not using the preview. I don't read instruction manuals either.)