By way of Amanda, when pandas attack:
Don't mess with the panda! Odds are pretty good that this will crack me up for days.
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Oh, that's funny.
They weren't even messing with the panda though! Unless that insidious jacket was sending some signal I wasn't aware of...
Maybe the jacket was made of bamboo fibre.
And those big cute baby-face cheeks are pure muscle. I've seen them bite through bamboo that a keeper needed two-handed loppers and some effort to cut. The claws are impressive too. Letting some oblivious guy sit where he did is bad cage design.