Flying spaghetti monster worshipping pirate gets suspended from school

i-2052a7565410916a5d60085e2ff12925-bilde.jpgI'll bet this foolish school district would also have a problem with a kid deciding they were Muslim and wearing a Burka to school.
In all seriousness though I'm sure this kid did this just to be an obnoxious teenager and push some peoples buttons, but come on?! who is the school district to decide on what is a 'legitimate' religion and what is not. I'd be tempted to disallow all expressions of religion in my school if I were in charge... of course I don't think I'd have many students since so many people are religious.

Here's the basic story:

Bryan Killian doesn't think that's a fair reaction to his decision to come to North Buncombe High School wearing an eye patch and an inflatable cutlass.

The sophomore spent Wednesday at home after an administrator took issue with his accessories.

Buncombe County Schools says the eye patch was disruptive to classroom instruction. The student's refusal to take it off after four warnings led to discipline, the district said.

"I feel like my First Amendment was violated," Killian, 16, said. "Freedom of religion and freedom of expression. That's what I tried to do, and I got shot down."

Freedom of religion?

Yes, Killian says, his "pirate regalia" is part of his faith -- the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

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Perhaps it was actually this kids scary sword that got him suspended! Bringing weapons to school is a real no no ;)

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Perhaps it was actually this kids scary sword that got him suspended! Bringing weapons to school is a real no no ;)

I think I got one of those with my happy meal last year. I'd say the sword was probably more of a distraction than the eyepatch, which tells me the school administrators are making it up after the fact.

By Mustafa Mond, FCD (not verified) on 29 Mar 2007 #permalink

Wrong Mustafa, they suspended him for his religion. So shut your mouth.
RAmen,
Itwongo

By Itwongo, Pastafarian (not verified) on 30 Mar 2007 #permalink

Actually, I was told to put the inflatable sword away after the first time, and I know this could actually get me introuble, so I drew a picture of a cutlass ona white piece of paper. The Asst. Principal suspended, for what she says, was for refusing to remove my eye patch. Which I didn't do, because It is my religious attire.

hah... good to hear from you Bryan.