The Abramoff scandal explained

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If Merkins can't understand that man didn't 'come from monkeys,' they're not going to follow the Abramoff-zombie chart.

Then again, Phil, the distinction between "monkey" and "ape-like ancestor" is perhaps more recondite than the distinction between clean money and dirty money.

Now, that's a Zomby Woof if ever I did see one.