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Nonsense. The world ended on June 14th, 1873. No one noticed at the time.

By Caledonian (not verified) on 25 May 2006 #permalink

It's a bit cloudy. Does cloudy signify impending doom?

By Silmarillion (not verified) on 25 May 2006 #permalink

I've attached a pair of WAKE boosters to the hardpoints on my back and launched myself into orbit. At least when I'm left alone drifting in space, I'll be able to catch up on my Armored Core.

More importantly, do you have your towel?

1. Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!

2. This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.

Couldn't it wait until Saturday? I've got a lot to catch up on at work.

Star Trek and Stargate SG-1 are still on TV so, nope!

By Ian H Spedding (not verified) on 25 May 2006 #permalink

"It's after the end of the world. Don't you know that yet?" -Sun Ra

Goodie, I can finish reading The Extended Phenotype (hard book to find!). But I thought the comet was supposed to hit today. I was just about to grab a lemon bar and a latté just in case.

My left eye is feeling kind of puffy, but I doubt that's a sign of impending destruction either.

By Joker Cross (not verified) on 25 May 2006 #permalink

Oh shit, I completely forgot about that.

How do you know we're not reading this from purgatory (I kid, I kid)?

How do you know we're not reading this from purgatory

Because I'm looking out the window right now and seeing the empty streets of Morris, the gray skies of Minnesota…oh, wait. My Dog. Could it be&hellip:?

Is one of the other names of the River Styx the Pomme de Terre?

The crackpot's site appears to have been taken down.

By speedwell (not verified) on 25 May 2006 #permalink

16:25 EDT and the world is still here. It's good to know yesterday's effort in mowing the lawn was not wasted.

But, IT DID, IT DID!!!!

"Today is the day of the New Creation" so saith the great Xzpzntzl, great god of the New Last Thursdayism.

Damn skeptics.

By natural cynic (not verified) on 25 May 2006 #permalink

There is still time for the world to end today, but I really hope it won't. There's X-Men 3 tomorrow, the World Cup, my birthday and Superman Returns in June.

Now if Argentina wins in July 9th, the whole universe may collapse for all I care.

Tiiiime's uuuuppp....

And my clocks are slow x.x

I don't know about everyone else, but...

...I feel fine.

By Owlmirror (not verified) on 25 May 2006 #permalink