Now I've got a slogan

Gosh, I think I like it. Grrlscientist dug up this automatic Advertising Slogan Generator, and here's what it tells me my new website slogan should be.

Does She or Doesn't She? Only Her Pharyngula Knows for Sure.

Yes, ladies, it's true: I do know. Don't blush; it's OK, it's perfectly natural.

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Even if the person doesn't entirely get them. Why is that?
Get your own slogan - just type in your name (or whatever word you want) and click ...The Advertising Slogan Generator does the rest for you. As it did for me - just check the title of this post.
Biblical anti-Obama slogan: Use of Psalm 109:8 funny or sinister? There's a new slogan making its way onto car bumpers and across the Internet. It reads simply: "Pray for Obama: Psalm 109:8" A nice sentiment? Maybe not.
OK, this is goofy, but I was tired and bored, so I started playing around with "The Advertising Slogan Generator" (via Pharyngula) You put a word or phrase in,

Of course I had to try the obvious...

Cleans Your Floor Without Intelligent Design.
Leave the Intelligent Design to Us.
Schhh... You Know Intelligent Design.
But I'd Rather Have a Bowl of Intelligent Design.
They're Yummy For Your Intelligent Design.
(The Discovery Institute) Does the Hard Intelligent Design, So You Don't Have To.
The Non-Sticky Sticky Intelligent Design.

And my favorite

The Intelligent Design With The Hole.

By Bruce Thompson (not verified) on 01 Jul 2006 #permalink

Me too...

"Gee, Your Atheism Smells Terrific."

Here's what I got on my >first< try:

"Try Atheism, You'll Like It."

Works for me.

Maybe you could put rotating slogans under your blog title.

One of my readers once referred to me as "Another retarded f*ing liberal with all the answers". That's definitely going to be one of my slogans. :-)

I do, indeed. I'm sorry you had to see it, P.Z.

By Unstable Isotope (not verified) on 01 Jul 2006 #permalink

Smart. Beautiful. Democrats.

By Harlequin (not verified) on 01 Jul 2006 #permalink

The Best Part of Waking Up is 14cyclenotes in Your Cup.

Hey, I like that. That is so going in my blog.

"Designed for Salticidae."
"Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Salticidae."

"There's First Love, and There's Tofu Love."

And my fovorite:
"This Is The Age Of The Emma."

I tried "atheist" in the generator. Two of my favorites are:

Think once. Think Twice. Think Atheist.

Every Atheist helps.

Good to the Last Cephalopod

Put A Cephalopod In Your Tank

The Cephalopod Of A New Generation

Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Cephalopod

Cephalopod-Lickin' Good

Nothin' Says Lovin' Like Cephalopod from the Oven

A Cephalopod's Too Wet Without One

Get the Cephalopod Habit

Please Don't Squeeze The Cephalopod

Age of the Emma? That sounds ... eww :)

Now, "Things Go Better with Philosopher."

That sounds like something from Ren and Stimpy. "All Kids Love Log", after all.

I entered Christian and got "There's no wrong way to eat a Christian."

I did "fascism" and this is what I got on the first go:
"Any Time, Any Place, Fascism."

And then, I s- you not, I typed in Jesus Christ and got:
"Washing Machines Live Longer With Jesus Christ."

There you have it.

By beervolcano (not verified) on 02 Jul 2006 #permalink

In relation to a previous subject at this site, I got these on atheism.

It's the Bright One, It's the Right One, That's Atheism.

The Future is Bright, The Future is Atheist.