Sundry cephalinks

Here are a few miscellaneous cephalopod-related things people have sent me lately.

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The Japanese, of all people, should know that building giant robots never turns out well. First, some evil-doers sieze control of it for their own purposes (say, the Beagle Boys trying to crack the Money Bin). Then the robots develops intelligence and turns on its masters. I think we should just say no to giant robots.

"Your tentacles dance most beautifully but they have many suckers and I wonder what they are for?"

Oh. My. Indeed!

I can provide a pile of adorable squid and octopus paper model links suitable even for children.

I can also provide a direct link to the JAMSTEC papercraft page. Anyone know what species the octopus is?

"For accurate sizing the organ should be firmly pressed against the screen image"

Really?

By Evan Murdock (not verified) on 06 Aug 2006 #permalink

i'm so glad I was not drinking when I clicked on those links. Yikes. (well, I admit i do have a flexi extended keyboard that is proof against beverage outflow BUT my laptop's actual keyboard is in strike range of that kind of outburst.

By dragonet2 (not verified) on 06 Aug 2006 #permalink

"For accurate sizing the organ should be firmly pressed against the screen image"

Really?

For a boost to your ego, first display the sizing chart on the screen of your PDA or cell phone.

By Ichneumon (not verified) on 06 Aug 2006 #permalink

Wow, origami meets Puppetry of the Penis in safe and painless way! Hey, it could have been worse... ;^)
(sorry guys, I'm now going off to press my finger against the screen due to a lack of the aforementioned organ, maybe I can make a finger puppet)

Have you checked your cephalokinin level?

By natural cynic (not verified) on 07 Aug 2006 #permalink