I was hoping for Magneto

Since so many call me a bad guy, let's see where I fall on the Super Villain scale.


Your results:
You are Mr. Freeze

Mr. Freeze
71%
Dr. Doom
54%
The Joker
51%
Magneto
51%
Apocalypse
47%
Lex Luthor
46%
Venom
42%
Poison Ivy
41%
Mystique
32%
Green Goblin
28%
Two-Face
28%
Riddler
25%
Kingpin
21%
Dark Phoenix
18%
Juggernaut
16%
Catwoman
8%
You are cold and you think everyone else should be also, literally.


Click here to take the Supervillain Personality Quiz


(via ZayZayEm the Joker)

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Dr. Doom
Blessed with smarts and power but burdened by vanity.

Excellent.

By Hexxenhammer (not verified) on 10 Feb 2007 #permalink

Mystique

"Sometimes motherly, sometimes a beautiful companion, but most of the time a deceiving vixen."

The motherly part is correct.

By Paguroidea (not verified) on 10 Feb 2007 #permalink

The Joker, both when I gave as reasonable answers as possible and even more when I allowed my inner madman free reign.

I had hoped for someone a bit more intellectual, but at least I'm suitably crazy.

Martin

By Martin Christensen (not verified) on 10 Feb 2007 #permalink

Gack. The Riddler.

Lex Luthor.

My top three are Mr Freeze, Joker, and Dr Doom. Could be worse... although Mr Freeze always seemed a one-note villain to me.

Dr. Doom, with Mr. Freeze a close second.

By Aureola Nominee, FCD (not verified) on 10 Feb 2007 #permalink

Hah! *I* am Magneto! I "fear the persecution of those that are different or underprivileged so much I am willing to fight and hurt others for my cause" Flattering.

Poison Ivy

By strawberry blu… (not verified) on 10 Feb 2007 #permalink

The Riddler, closely followed by the Joker.

Sigh, no superpowrs.

Dr. Doom! Sounds about right!

I scored as Dr. Doom, as well. I wonder if that's going to be a trend on this site. If so, why? What is it about Dr. Doom that fits with Pharyngula readers?

Dr. Doom never really struck me as a secular rationalist.

Hey! It would only let me select one choice on question #48!

I'm evidently Apocalypse. "You believe in survival of the fittest and you believe that you are the fittest." Sounds about right to me!

Except that they mis-spelled "fattest". But hey, close enough!

By Scott Simmons (not verified) on 10 Feb 2007 #permalink

I am also Mystique (48%), followed by Catwoman (44%)

However I don't think her clothes would fit me.

Poison Ivy

You would go to almost any length for the protection of the environment including manipulation and elimination.

That's me!

Apocalypse.

Excellent ... now, on to pillage ...

I was Lex Luthor:

A brilliant businessman on a quest for world domination and the self-proclaimed greatest criminal mind of our time!

Poison Ivy, but probably only because Black Orchid wasn't among the choices...

By Cathy in Seattle (not verified) on 10 Feb 2007 #permalink

Dr. Doom

Blessed with smarts and power but burdened by vanity.

I will destroy you all with my dashing good looks!

I am Apocalypse. I believe in survival of the fittest...and I believe that I am the fittest.

Sounds about right.

Poison Ivy.

But what sort of quiz can claim to measure your Super Villainy when it doesn't include George Bush or Dick Cheney in the list? Though on second thoughts, they would have made all the others look like Super Heroes by comparison.

Dr. Doom with Poison Ivy a close second. Sad part: I don't even remember who Dr. Doom is.

Apocalypse? WTF?
Least I'm not the Joker or Firefly. Or that cat who runs around in a loincloth & cuts himself all over (I forget that wackjob's name).
Followed closely by Dark Phoenix & Poison Ivy.

Poison Ivy (but at only 44% - I guess I'm just not that villainous in general) followed by Dr. Doom and Mr. Freeze.

...

...

Apocalypse.

Ever since the movie "Apocalypse Now" -- which came out the same year as "Star Trek - The Motion Picture," I seem to hear the word "apocalypse" as "Spock lips."

So I'm the supervillain Spock Lips.

Cower, illogical mortals, at my superior sneer.

...

...

The Joker. Mwahahah ahahaahahahhahaa ha.

Er... what?

Victor Zsasz. No, that's the guy's name, not who I scored as.
Brrhhh!!! Anyone who answers honestly & gets THAT wackadoo, should do some serious introspection.
Even if it is an online quiz.

Lex Luthor 73%, Dr. Doom72%,

Ha! I am Dr Doom! Bow before my might, Refrigerator Boy!

By Mrs Tilton (not verified) on 10 Feb 2007 #permalink

Dr. Doom, followed by Lex Luthor.
I can live with that.

Holy Shit, Batman! I'm Mr. Freeze, too!

By Retired Catholic (not verified) on 10 Feb 2007 #permalink

Poison Ivy! Sweet. How comes El Seed wasn't on the list?

Mystique, followed closely by Poison Ivy and Catwoman.

By Tara Mobley (not verified) on 10 Feb 2007 #permalink

Dr. Doom for me.

Mr.Freeze for me. I guess I'm just one cool dude.
Ken

By Ken Mareld (not verified) on 10 Feb 2007 #permalink

Even though I distinctly remembering giving "do you like cold weather" a hard no, I got Mr. Freeze, followed closely by Poison Ivy, Dr. Doom and The Joker. I say this quiz is rubbish because it doesn't have an option for the Mad Thinker or his Awesome Android. If I were a mad scientist, I'd totally name my creations thataway. My Kick-ass Nuetron Flower Repolarizer. Just to see the newsreaders have to announce that I'm holding the president hostage with a Totally Airwolf Matter Rearranger.

Hmm. Mr. Freeze beat out Apocalypse and Magneto by only 1% for me...

Magneto 69%, Apocalypse 64%, and down from there. Muahahaha...ah... well, you know. :)

By speedwell (not verified) on 10 Feb 2007 #permalink

Mine is just like yours, PZ, except that Joker is third from the bottom instead of third from the top. Too lazy for practical jokes.......

I was hoping for Magneto, too, but to my surprise I actually got Magneto.

Your results:You are Magneto
Magneto
63%
Apocalypse
62%
Mystique
61%
Lex Luthor
58%
Dr. Doom
56%
Venom
55%
Riddler
54%
Catwoman
50%
Green Goblin
49%
Two-Face
49%
The Joker
47%
Kingpin
44%
Dark Phoenix
42%
Poison Ivy
39%
Mr. Freeze
37%
Juggernaut
33%

You fear the persecution of those that are different or underprivileged so much that you are willing to fight and hurt others for your cause.


Click here to take the "Which Super Villain are you?" quiz...

Poison Ivy (86%)

If one applies error bars (wherever those may lie...), top contributions to my supervillain status are about equally divided, at around 60% (middling supervillainry) among four choices: Mr. Freeze (61%), The Joker (60%), Poison Ivy (59%), and Apocalypse (57%). So - reserved, plant-loving, chemically-talented, super-intelligent, super-powered psychopath. Ok - I'll try to run with that, though in a middling way.

I got Mystique followed by Poison Ivy, and I'm not even female. Maybe this means I'm not really a villain, much less a super one. I can live with that.

Now let's have an online test titled "Which ID proponent are you?" Anyone want to set that one up?

Dr.Doom followed closely by Poison Ivy.

poison ivy followed by venom then mystique

Apocalypse
"You believe in survival of the fittest and you believe that you are the fittest."
Apocalypse 77%
Dark Phoenix 72%
Magneto 69%
Dr Doom 64%
Juggernaut 61%

The Joker.

I got Magneto. Which is what I wanted

Of course,by todays comic book standards Magneto outedges quite a number of superheroes for sheer virtuosness and concern for the downtrodden.

By Michael H (not verified) on 11 Feb 2007 #permalink

Dr. Doom. I can live with that--he's very metal.

By Dr. Locrian (not verified) on 11 Feb 2007 #permalink

Hah! PZ will surely envy me.

Apocalypse 62%
"You believe in survival of the fittest and you believe that you are the fittest."

Magneto62%

Bow to my superior villain-fu, PZ!

By Torbjörn Larsson (not verified) on 11 Feb 2007 #permalink

I got Mr. Freeze, too. Go figure.

The Joker!

It's the long hair. Chicks dig the hair. ;)

Poison Ivy - even though I'm male, and walk with a "cane" ...

Uh?

By G. TIngey (not verified) on 11 Feb 2007 #permalink

I am Dr. Doom (65%) and Apocalpyse (63%)

The google ads at the top including one for:

Hiring People Who 'Fit'
Matching People to Positions Using Objective Information

Some business-management-fly-by-night site. Entertaining.

Dr. Doom, 78%

Dr. Doom. a suspiciously high % of Pharyngulists seem to have scored Dr. Doom. could it be that many of us believe ourselves to be intelligent and powerful, only to be deluded by vanity??????

Just askin'.

By Dawn O'Day (not verified) on 11 Feb 2007 #permalink

Dr. Doom
71%

Magneto
70%

Apocalypse
63%

Put a little more thought into my answers the second time around:

Magneto: 62%
Dark Phoenix: 60%
Apocalypse: 60%

Dr. Doom. (84%)

Which is perfectly fine by me.

Bwa, ha, ha, ha, ha!!!

Runners up, Apocalypse and Lex Luthor

Apocalypse, Dr. Doom, the Joker. I stopped reading comics long enough ago I don't know who Apocalypse is, but I do like the tagline.

Dude, sweet! I'm Venom.

Venom 68%
Dark Phoenix67%
The Joker61%
Catwoman59%
Mystique58%
Mr. Freeze57%
Riddler56%
Apocalypse54%
Dr. Doom54%

By Will Von Wizzlepig (not verified) on 12 Feb 2007 #permalink

Magneto. I was kinda hoping for The-Evil-Midnight-Bomber-What-Blows-Stuff-Up-at-Midnight.

(sigh) The Tick just don't get no respect...

Er, The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight, that is.

Yea Baby yea! If we're doing Tick villains I want to be Chromedome... "What's the point of science if nobody gets hurt!?"

71% Eric Lenscher on this test. 65% En Saba Nur and 61% Victor Von Doom.

By Sarcastro (not verified) on 12 Feb 2007 #permalink

Mr. Freeze / Dr. Doom for me too - tied at only 36%; followed by a 34% score for Apocalypse and 29% The Joker. I was never into comics, so I don't even know who A. is.

Hah! PZ will surely envy me.

Apocalypse 62%
"You believe in survival of the fittest and you believe that you are the fittest."

Magneto62%

Bow to my superior villain-fu, PZ!

By Torbjörn Larsson (not verified) on 11 Feb 2007 #permalink