How appropriate

Have you ever noticed what the first result you get if you google for gift from god is? He does love us!

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This is no surprise...

Everything is a gift from god (just ask a christian)

If it is not from god there is an easy solution: stoning.

By Luftritter (not verified) on 12 Oct 2008 #permalink

Among the other topics: Christian BDSM

I'll bet if they work on it hard enough they will find a way to sanctify christian pedophilia.

By Lee Picton (not verified) on 12 Oct 2008 #permalink

Wow! I laughed my ass off at that site!
All I can think of now is "Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great. If a sperm gets wasted, god gets quite irate."

Hilarious site, parody with an earnestly innocent straight face, nearly pulled it off too. Hooray :D

By speedwell (not verified) on 12 Oct 2008 #permalink

Yeah, I have to admit they had me going for a brief moment.

Gosh, maybe I am a Christian after all.

By bigjohn756 (not verified) on 12 Oct 2008 #permalink

O.K., I just went back and read some more at this wonderfully educational web site. If you haven't already done so, go back and read the readers' questions and answers. You will be further edified.

http://www.sexinchrist.com/reader.html

By bigjohn756 (not verified) on 12 Oct 2008 #permalink

Gee, my Catholic upbringing consisted of "don't touch anything-it's nasty." Could that of been wrong?!?

Oh wait, this page if for Protestant Christians and other infidels..............

Nevermind.

The masturbation bit had me fooled too. But the part about anal sex is a bit too much for a christian.

"Masturbating for the Glory of God"

Huh?

Well, if that doesn't bring the readers of this blog back to God, I don't know what will. Off to "church"!
btw it's nice to see a little balance in the treatment of religion here. :)

"Johnny, what are you doing in there?"
"Nothing mom, just praying."

Anything that keeps prostate cancer at bay, I'm all for it at 52. Nice to see too its finally okay with god, despite my mother's frequent spankings. (not lately)

By Bob Vogel (not verified) on 12 Oct 2008 #permalink

Funniest.
website.
Ever.

Seriously.

I may have to celebrate this gift god has generously bestowed upon us later...

By The Chimp's Ra… (not verified) on 12 Oct 2008 #permalink

Makin' the scene with a magazine Bible opened to The Song of Solomon.
(hey, remember magazines?)

By Sven DiMilo (not verified) on 12 Oct 2008 #permalink

Every three days, fellow gents, every three days. ...One way or another.

By Bob Vogel (not verified) on 12 Oct 2008 #permalink

Interpreting the Holy Bible literally?

How dare they.

By Burning Umbrella (not verified) on 12 Oct 2008 #permalink

@ #5: "...nearly pulled it off too."

Sounds like you're doing it wrong.

By info_dump (not verified) on 12 Oct 2008 #permalink

WOW! That's pretty sweet! Blowjobs, threesomes, fisting. Where do I sign up?

With God, all things are justifiable.

By Crudely Wrott (not verified) on 12 Oct 2008 #permalink

Wow, this has been around for quite a while now. Usually googlehacks like that disappear fairly quickly, and I posted about this one on my fave message board (talkrational.org) several months ago now. Brilliant!

But the part about anal sex is a bit too much for a christian.

Don't laugh - teenagers - especially ones with restricted fundamentalist upbringings, are turning more and more to anal and oral sex thinking it's not "real" sex, therefore not prohibited. Nothing wrong per se with sex in all its forms, but health professionals are seeing more consequences of morally conflicted teens engaging in risky behaviours without condom use because they are thinking irrationally about their sexuality. I don't have my sources handy but I'm sure I can come up with some if you're interested.

(Arb - also known as Arbutus Grove and Arbutus Bark. I just can't decide on my on-line identity. sosume.)

**** WARNING **** WARNING **** WARNING **** WARNING ****

PZ, whatever you do with this gift from god, do NOT put a nail through it.

I just choke mine when it's being obnoxious.

International readers' mileage (kilometerage?) may vary: "Gift" is German for poison.

Erm.

I think I'm going to call Poe on this one.

By Benjamin Geiger (not verified) on 12 Oct 2008 #permalink

Obvious Poe. Nevertheless, the BDSM section is pure gold.

I particularly liked the section on guidelines for Christian Porn.

Speechless!

By Another Primate (not verified) on 12 Oct 2008 #permalink

This makes far more sense than anything the moralists preach, and I'm serious.

By Louis Bérubé (not verified) on 12 Oct 2008 #permalink

#32 - Obvious Poe is a self-contradiction

If god didn't want us to masturbate, he would have made our arms shorter.

Q: what does an atheist call out during mid-orgasm?
A: "ohh! Nothing! "

- Thanks folks,I'm here all week!