These guys really hate science

McCain once again whined about studying bear DNA, and it's clear that the decrepit old man doesn't have a clue about the value of biological research. But the other interesting revelation is that while denouncing earmarks for studying bear DNA, overhead projectors, or fruit fly research, the complaint is not about earmarks, but about funding science.

How can we tell? It turns out that Sarah Palin was happy to lobby for earmarks to study recreational halibut fishing, the mating habits of crabs, and harbor seal DNA. Those all sound like legitimate science projects to me, but I doubt that Palin recognized that — all she cares about is diverting money to her bailiwick. This is a different kind of abuse of science, where it's seen only as a tool for local profit … and you just know that she would not support even local science that interfered with her plans.

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This should be fun.

I can't wait to see the normal characters come and spin themselves into a hole trying to keep defending McCain and Palin against the obvious anti-science stances they are taking.

No surprise. When a politician says he's against earmarks it's understood he doesn't mean the ones that benefit his constituents.

seems Science may hate them back. :-)

By steve8282 (not verified) on 28 Oct 2008 #permalink

Now, I could easily be wrong here, but aren't the budgets of the NIH and NSF determined largely by earmarks? The executive branch does not allocate funds or give orders to either agency at least in terms of grant funding. I could easily be wrong though.

By Benjamin Allen (not verified) on 28 Oct 2008 #permalink

[Palin voice]
Gosh you guys shur think we're out ta getcha with all that anti-science talk. The fact of the matter is we luv science. As a matter a fact that's why we want to teach the controversy, abstinence education, and fund our private schools instead of wasting money looking at bear dna and house flies.
[/Palin voice]

I really detest that Palin person.

Ironic, isn't it? The very science that keeps this decrepit geezer alive and healthy (well, for his advanced age) is what he targets for gutting.

By Unrelated Geezer (not verified) on 28 Oct 2008 #permalink

How unbearable.

Well isn't this exactly what America needs in the near future, less science!

Maybe they're counting on the old Creationist-mantra: science is just a passing fad.

The bear DNA study opened up vast areas of Montana for business; why does McCain hate Montana business?

There's trouble bruin, no doubt. These candidates ursa ridiculous.

By Sven DiMilo (not verified) on 28 Oct 2008 #permalink

My problem is with how a project is funded. I'm fundamentally against hiding the funding in another piece of legislation that usually has no relevance to what's being funded.

For something like a sky dome projector a fund raising drive would be the best way to go about it. If government money is necessary, then dedicated legislation is to be preferred to sneaking the money into an irrelevant bill.

Of course, taking the government out of funding science education projects means lowering taxes; so people will have the money to donate to the museum or classroom. Then again, funds gained through private donations usually mean the project in question gets a higher percentage of the money actually, well, earmarked.

Direct public appeals are harder, but then you're not dependent on the good will of a government bureaucrat or a venal politician.

Oct 28 4004 BC
God creates Adam and Eve five days after the rest of the universe, according to Biblical calculations by Archbishop James Ussher.

Alex, that attempted Palin impersonation fails miserably. I was able to follow every word of that even through the folksy dialect. More sentence fragments, sudden tangents and... job growth for the and energy independence so that we can help make sure that the comprehensive health care is about job growth... sorry, the stupid catches when trying to think about her talking.

I read this post twice, and I'm still not sure I'm getting the same out of the information as PZ is.

as far as I can tell, this is just more of the same hypocrisy that makes it ok to have windfall taxes in alaska, but not everywhere else (i.e. it's ok to fund stuff, even science, with earmarks in alaska, but not in california, and certainly not in france!!)

I find the fact that they only seem to drag out science projects as examples of frivolous earmarking far more telling...

#15 Humanistic, I admit, you did a better job. Her damn voice permeates my brain and I fear I'm losing IQ points every time I hear her speak. What a waste of skin. I've hired and fired fast-food employees more capable than her.

My problem is with how a project is funded. I'm fundamentally against hiding the funding in another piece of legislation that usually has no relevance to what's being funded.

Yes, but that is not what McCain and Palin are arguing. They are attacking the projects themselves, not that they were "hidden" in a larger, unrelated piece of legislation. Because that is how everything gets funded so they can't complain about the method. I agree with you that the method is the problem, but no one talks about changing that.

There's trouble bruin, no doubt. These candidates ursa ridiculous.

But is the problem major or minor? Did McCain just commit a BooBoo? I mean, we might not want to go all hyper-nation over it.

John McCain has been living with injuries he received in service to his country for forty years. It may be technically valid to call him "decrepit," but to do it with a sneer, as if he were somehow responsible for his physical condition, diminishes your own credibility. Attack the man's ideas, sure, but not the man.

I tried a little game with my family last night. I swear I'm not making this up.

Come up with a list of 5 things you like about Sarah Palin.

I put a sincere effort into it, and the best I could do was 1 item; I think she's somewhat compassionate. My buddy at work countered that: Dude, she's forcing her 17 year old daughter to get married.

Damn. Back to zero items.

I can't even say she dresses well. Well, she does, but only because she's spent more of her party's money on clothes for an 8 week campaign than I've spent in my entire life.

Okay, so try it. Five things you like about Sarah Palin.

(I've already lost. Everyone's going to beat me.)

Maybe McCain likes science but doesn't think the government should be supporting it.

(Don't yell at me! I voted Obama. I love science and thing the government should support it.)

Really - caniform a reasonable justification for his dismissal of this research? Let's paws for a moment to give him a chance.

Alex, that attempted Palin impersonation fails miserably. I was able to follow...

NeEds A LOt MorE EXClamaTION maRKS!!!!! AND mORe RaNDom CaPitaLization!!!! AN StP SpELin ThinS RITE!!!!

Palin may be the first and hopefully the last internet troll nominated for higher office.

Eh. Science - good fur nothin'. These politicians should stop caving and pandaring to the old boys' cub.

I honestly don't understand why these rubes don't go after earmarks that, you know, are actually pointless, instead of funding for science. I mean, there's got to be some ridiculous ones out there besides that bridge to nowhere...

By Jason Dick (not verified) on 28 Oct 2008 #permalink

wfr (#20) was concerned,

Attack the man's ideas, sure, but not the man.

I always thought that decrepit referred more to his brain than his body.
If so, that is an attack on his ideas, I would think.

P.S. How do his war injuries bear on a judgement of the results of his age? Seems like a non-sequitor.

By Ryan F Stello (not verified) on 28 Oct 2008 #permalink

Five things I like about Sarah Palin.

1-Efficiency
She was able to save the time it takes to come up with human names for her children and devote that time to listing books to be banned.

2-Location
Next week she's going back to Alaska. I like how far away from Cincinnati that is.

3-Consistency
She's been giving essentially the same hate filled McCarthyesc stump speech since the convention.

4-uh...let's see...If she's right and the rapture comes, that means we'll be here and she'll be gone...that would kinda be nice...right.

5-Wow this is hard..um...I like the fact that I'm not the one who impregnated her creepy inbred daughter. Does that count?

Well, this thread's gone from bad to urs.

Urs so you say. My view's the polar opposite.

You misunderstand McCain and Palin. What's driving their campaign is not the desire to win but the desire to remain solvent--to avoid having to pull out of more states like they did from Michigan.

You avoid bankruptcy by increasing income short term. The way you do that is by making your donors more enthusiastic. Increasing their number only helps a little and appealing to the vast majority who don't donate is useless.

That's why the McCain campaign keeps repeating all the bullshit attacks, including against funding science, even though they know it's turning the voters off. It increases the donors' enthusiasm.

Well, this thread's gone from bad to urs.

Puns are one thing I just can't b.... endure.

Five things you like about Sarah Palin.

#5: She helped demonstrate in the most convincing possible way how ineffective abstinence-only education is.

#4: She may run in 2012, forcing the Republicans even further into the morass of unelectable extreme right social conservativism.

#3: She gave Tina Fey a lot of very funny material.

#2: She's not Joe Lieberman.

and the number one thing I like about Sarah Palin:

#1: She is actually a drag on McCain's popularity.

I think that the McCain/Palin anti-science appeals to the lowest common denominator ignorant supporter are an attempt to show how (apparently) far removed the concerns of eggheaded scientists and educators are from those of Joe Sixpack Plummer. M&P are in effect denying both the inter-connectedness of both knowledge and nature. We've already had eight years of an America crippled by the hobbling of science by ideological, doctrinaire ignorance. The rest of the world can't afford any more of this; neither can you Americans. The United States does not live in a bubble universe protected by a Republican god from the laws of physics and the wants and needs of the rest of the global population, both human and non-human. Reality is a large and complicated place, with subtle, intricate patterns of interaction and influence. To wield power effectively and justly in such a place requires a commensurate knowledge and respect of this complexity and intricacy. Otherwise one's actions may turn and bite you in the ass. Maybe this is where grizzly bear DNA research could really come in handy.....

By Your Name's No… (not verified) on 28 Oct 2008 #permalink

Yup...plenty of less useful earmarks out there, like $200,000 to a Hunting and Fishing Museum in PA (about the same amount that went to fruit fly research). But I'm sure Palin feels that was a worthy cause.

tsg...to be fair to McCain, he actually hasn't asked for earmarks for projects in AZ (please correct me if I'm wrong about this, but I lived there for many years while he was senator, and am unaware of him bringing money into the state by way of federal earmarks). But Palin is simply being insincere, and they both seem to be targeting scientific funding when they claim to be criticizing earmarks.

By cactusren (not verified) on 28 Oct 2008 #permalink

Awesome, shot-glass bear-pun bingo!
Don't stop until every state turns balou.

To SoMG---
McCain has accepted public funding, so his campaign can't technically raise any more private donations. He may be raising money for the party to spend in legislative campaigns around the country, but Obama is going to be able to outspend him 3 or 4 to 1 anywhere and anytime. By say, buying 30 minutes of airtime on the networks. Probably be the best thing on tv in the past 8 years.

*Sigh*. Everyone getting together to make these cute little "bear" puns. So adorable. It's definitely a Kodiak moment...

*bears down for the onslaught*

they both seem to be targeting scientific funding

Maybe to the unwashed masses, bear DNA just isn't that important? An easy target?

tsg...to be fair to McCain, he actually hasn't asked for earmarks for projects in AZ

It was just a general statement aimed at being funny/cynical. I didn't really expect anyone to take it seriously.

Maybe McCain likes science but doesn't think the government should be supporting it.

(Don't yell at me! I voted Obama. I love science and thing the government should support it.)

Not only should, but must. Privatizing science and making it beholden to things like short-term profits, or public good will toward your research tradition (like evolution...) is the best way to kill important research. Not only because it just wont be funded anymore, but because you then become accountable (either publicly or to your corporate investor) for the results. This leads to fraud, which is rampant, absolutely rampant in medical research because of the profits involved. To say nothing of having to re-invent the wheel because knowledge becomes a proprietary trade secret.

What they are bitching about with "earmarks" is not that the money is hidden. The NSF budget and NIH budget is a line item in budget bills. What Palin and McCain dont like is that the executive branch does not have control over the disbursement of those funds.

By Benjamin Allen (not verified) on 28 Oct 2008 #permalink

Aren't these bear puns just panda-ring to the lowest common denominator. (Is it cheating if it's the wrong genus?)

Aren't these bear puns just panda-ring to the lowest common denominator. (Is it cheating if it's the wrong genus?)

There's no such thing as cheating in puns.

For McCain and Co. Allah is the only legitimate justification for massive government spending.

(That's a stretch on so many levels, but I'm going to use my escape claws.)

Now by "smart," I don't refer to a person who is wily or calculating or nimble in the way of certain talented athletes who we admire but suspect don't really have serious brains in their skulls. I mean, instead, a mind that is thoughtful, curious, with a discernable pattern of associative thinking and insight.

Excuse me? A discernable pattern of thinking qualifies as brainiac? My pet cat has a discernable pattern of thinking...most times. I question the motives of this article for the plain and simple reason that the things she says are completely idiotic. She's a moron who thinks deities are real, magic works, and believes following an ancient dogma actually makes her special.

Privatizing science and making it beholden to things like short-term profits, or public good will toward your research tradition (like evolution...) is the best way to kill important research.

Yeah, it's so much better dedicated to the art of killing other human beings.

tsg @42: no worries. In general, I agree with your original comment on politicians only favoring earmarks that benefit their constituents. Just thought I'd point out that I don't actually think McCain is being hypocritical on this particular issue. He's still, of course, being anti-science, and will not get my vote.

By cactusren (not verified) on 28 Oct 2008 #permalink

Sarah Palin's a Brainiac

The former editor in chief of Ms. magazine (and a Democrat) on what she learned on a campaign plane with the would-be VP.

Said former editor in chief is also a consultant for the McCain campaign. That seems important somehow. And in 1999, she opposed the idea of Hillary Clinton being Gore's vice president on the grounds that Clinton "is more left wing than most DLC moderates, and she can bring an arrogant, inept political touch to the handling of important issues, such as the ill-fated healthcare reform."

Huh.

By Anton Mates (not verified) on 28 Oct 2008 #permalink

Remember only you can vote to make sure we all are able to arm bears or was that bear arms or bare arms????

Confused in Altoona

jorge666,

Es osado preguntar eso.

(As it is to attempt a pun in another language.)

I think it's just so grizzly with all this Republican panda-ring to the ignorant. Even though she's be-spectacled, Palin can't see her intellectual sloth and brown nosing is going to leave a black mark in American politics, leaving her short-faced and on a plane back to Kodiak to live in a cave where the sun doesn't shine.

P.S. Count the bears.

By Your Name's No… (not verified) on 28 Oct 2008 #permalink

Methinbks if these muppets are actually endorsed...then the good folk of the USA can kiss the creationism mantra firmly and fairly squarely on the butt...

The supreme courts will be 'reorganised' to display a slightly more favourable attitude to the 'science' of ID and Evolutionary theory education will be an also run but not a favoured one...

Science funding will be severely traumatised and research directed into proving the Genesis account actually boogies with conventional science....

There will be tears before bedtime...and then some...

By strangest brew (not verified) on 28 Oct 2008 #permalink

As long as people think of scientists as weirdly-haired nerds living in ivory towers and as long as they think that real inventions get done by small town people in their garages, the anti-science duo will be able to actually reach someone with their stupid agenda.

Then again, funds gained through private donations usually mean the project in question gets a higher percentage of the money actually, well, earmarked.

Alan, do you have cites to support that? Private fundraising can have quite a bit of overhead, paticularly for a large project like the planetarium is planning, so it doesn't necessarily follow that there is less waste when getting the money privately rather than from the government.

YNNB:
grizzly, panda, spectacled, sloth, brown, black, short-faced, Kodiak, cave, sun.
(but grizzlies, browns, and Kodiaks are the same species)

By Sven DIMilo (not verified) on 28 Oct 2008 #permalink

The McCain campaign's disdain for science is just grizzly.

#54, #59:

Cripes. Someone beat me to it. How embearassing.

Seriously, though, how someone can praise Palin's intellectual prowess is just Knutty. The author of the editorial linked to in #35 actually used the "well, you haven't met her" defense. Of course I haven't met her! And the idea of the McCain/Palin ticket being feminist is a pile of Pooh.

Oso you're going to be *that* way about it...

Of course I am.

(You want osadía? You got it! :))

SE #52<\I>

If you are Catlick and female, you should be hibernating in a punnery somewere.

These are some of the dumbest puns I've ev-ursine.

By Sven DiMilo (not verified) on 28 Oct 2008 #permalink

You know, if you follow the science blogs closely, it looks more and more like we have a great story here. It's apparent that there are a lot of (if not most) scientists whooping and hollering it up for Obama, and certainly a few that have expressed disgust with McCain.

I think it would make a great story in the MSM. At least one I would enjoy viewing.

"These are some of the dumbest puns I've ev-ursine."

They really are horribil...is.

I'm sure McCain only opposed the bear DNA studies because he thought it was all about those big hairy gay guys.

And sadly, the only bear pun I could come up with involved Sarah Palin wearing a lace teddy.

Although I have heard she's Paddington her expense account, and in her opinion has never made a Boo Boo on the campaign trail.

These are some of the dumbest puns I've ev-ursine.

Horrible, us? Clearly on you these are wasted ebears.

Off-topic (because I can't figure out how to make a pun out of it), I love the fact that the German word for polar bear is "Eisbear" -- literally "ice bear."

I think that's so cool.

The Christian Right Killed the Republican Party - Huffington Post article linked to by Alex.

I refuse to read this - the idea of having to be grateful to the Christian Right for something is just too dreadful!

By Nick Gotts (not verified) on 28 Oct 2008 #permalink

C'mon people, cut her some slack.

If it took you six years and five schools to get through college and all your kids were truants and drop-outs (pardon me, "home-schooled"), and you were running against a couple of guys with post-graduate degrees who both teach at law schools (and that's not even their day jobs), your campaign would probably feature telling a lot of people whose lives hadn't turned out the way they planned that well-educated people were elitist snobs too.

By Molly, NYC (not verified) on 28 Oct 2008 #permalink

Oh come on Nick, it's good perspective. Just grin and bear it.

You ain't gots no idear what it is your talkin' 'bout Molly.

By Joe Lunchpale (Alex) (not verified) on 28 Oct 2008 #permalink

Alright. I've had it with both of you sneaky Foxes. Really, with the last breath I have vulpine for you, but please stop beating me to the pun-ch. It's either this zorra'll have to call in the wolves.

#74

My take on that comment was concern trolling for abortion.

Yeah Chemist, for sure. As far as #14 goes, didn't that deity also create light, day, and night before the Sun? Morons.

Of all of the earmarks they keep bringing up , they are consistently science. Choose something else, like I don't know, a bridge to nowhere?? Have any of you actually looked at a list of the earmarks. Not all of them are bad, including funding research for childhood obesity, trout conservation, and helping poor areas of Kentucky get better sewer systems. Oh course ridiculous ones should be cut, but there are a lot that help fund science based research.

Ah, hmm. Researching Wikipedia for further bear puns, ("On that glorious ursidae when McCain and Palin retire into the shadows of failed political campaigns ..."), I chanced upon the bear-related coat of arms of the Abbey of St. Gall in Switzerland. Those monks predated the furries by 1300 years:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Coa_Abbey_Saint_Gall.svg

I'm not sure I agree that this is really about McShame being anti-science, but rather a cheap way of appealing to guns'n'god morons. Still, whatever their true motivations, we can sure that science would suffer under a McFailin' adminstration, whether that be through poor funding, political interference or the evisceration of science teaching.

OT: an interesting article on how spectacularly dumb individuals like Palin get so far in American politics.

By The Chimp's Ra… (not verified) on 28 Oct 2008 #permalink

alan Kellog:

Of course, taking the government out of funding science education projects means lowering taxes; so people will have the money to donate to the museum or classroom.

meet someone who knows at least a little bit about the reality of public funding of ANYTHING (science included)

benjamin allen:

Privatizing science and making it beholden to things like short-term profits, or public good will toward your research tradition (like evolution...) is the best way to kill important research. Not only because it just wont be funded anymore, but because you then become accountable (either publicly or to your corporate investor) for the results. This leads to fraud, which is rampant, absolutely rampant in medical research because of the profits involved. To say nothing of having to re-invent the wheel because knowledge becomes a proprietary trade secret.

ben might not know how NIH and NSF get funded (it's not a hard google, btw, and there is of course interesting political power struggles within those institutions), but he's obviously aware of WHY there is public funding of science (and arts, for that matter).

and for the record, Alan, the vast bulk of science isn't done via donations to museums or classrooms.

If the general public had the slightest clue why funding science is important, and how and where to do so, there wouldn't even be an issue. Unfortunately, the vast majority not only don't know, they simply don't care to know.

take and apply to ANYTHING the federal government funds, for that matter.

with some degree of variability, you'll find the public simply doesn't really WANT to be responsible for knowing how and why their tax dollars are spent.

Oh, sure, they'll whine about superficial issues, or just about the total amount they pay, but they really don't want to know the details.

this, is exactly why the idealism of free market democracy simply will never work (and never has). By and large, most people will simply refuse to take the time and effort necessary to make truly responsible choices in such an environment, and would far rather nominate someone to do it for them.

Joel @ 35:
"The former editor in chief of Ms. magazine (and a Democrat) on what she learned on a campaign plane with the would-be VP."

From the article:
"I'm a Democrat, but I've worked as a consultant with the McCain campaign since shortly after Palin's nomination."

Yeah, here's a real unbiased opinion on the intellect of Palin! Not to even mention the hypocrisy of Lafferty calling herself a Democrat .... a Lieberman Democrat maybe ... I remind you people used to talk about how smart Bush was too, when you got to know him all up close and personal. Not to sound too Forest Gumpish, but Stupid is as stupid does.

Pdiff

My friends, gosh darnit but the puns on this thread are getting a little thick, dontcha know, even for a Real American. It gives one paws, but olive.

The Vet Who Did Not Vet

... all she [Palin] cares about is diverting money to her bailiwick.

I suspect that, to the average voter in her bailiwick, this is a good thing.

By John Morales (not verified) on 28 Oct 2008 #permalink

"Nature News highlights" for October 28 includes a special section devoted to "US Election 2008". In the "Questioning the Candidates" section of the special, Obama responded to Nature's invitation to answer 18 science-related questions in writing and the McCain campaign declined. Here is what that section of the Nature special contains regarding evolution:

Do you believe that evolution by means of natural selection is a sufficient explanation for the variety and complexity of life on Earth? Should intelligent design, or some derivative thereof, be taught in science class in public schools?

Obama: I believe in evolution, and I support the strong consensus of the scientific community that evolution is scientifically validated. I do not believe it is helpful to our students to cloud discussions of science with non-scientific theories like intelligent design that are not subject to experimental scrutiny.

McCain said last year, in a Republican primary debate: "I believe in evolution. But I also believe, when I hike the Grand Canyon and see it at sunset, that the hand of God is there also." In 2005, he told the Arizona Daily Star that he thought "all points of view" should be available to students studying the origins of humanity. But the next year a Colorado paper reported him saying that such viewpoints should not be taught in science class.

'nuff said.

And for all you skeptic fans of Halloween, enjoy! ;-)

(with apologies to the Beach Boys)

Oh, Well, I'm that kind of gray, long of tooth and over blown.
Wiff Caribou and Toddken, you see I'm still alone.
I blurble at each whistle stop, cause to me, I'm not insane.
I incite them and I leave 'em, its my underground campaign!
They call me the panderer (my friends), yeah, the panderer.
I schlep around, around, around. . .

Oh, there's 'W' for my last eight, and Sarah for November
and some gal down from Budweiser whose name I can't remember.
When they ask what I wuv best (my friends) I'll say whatever gets me tender.
They call me the panderer (my friends), yeah, the panderer.
I schlep around, around, around. . .

Oh, from town to town I drone.
With a mind that's now threadbare,
Those science things they stump me,
like keepin planes up in the air.

Yep, I'm the kind of guy (my friends) who can only roam around.
Promoting hate and ignorance as I move from town to town.
And if (my friends) I stumble 'cross one of subtle ken.
I yammer platitudes real loud so learnin won't sink in.
They call me the panderer (my friends), yeah, the panderer.
I schlep around, around, around. . .

I think we need to stop framing it as anti-science and start framing it as anti-student and anti-jobs. About half of that $3mil bear "paternity test" provided over 200 students with a summer internship in a government laboratory learning important skills.

Most other science earmarks pay for student education, postdoc positions, and other JOBS that keep more Americans in science and technology fields and provide career support for many American technology-educated individuals working for the public good rather than the private sector.

That's an old video, from last September. The odd thing is, McCain voted for the bear research. It's simple: "count the bears by checking hair samples." And Montana needs to know how many of the endangered grizzly bear it has and whether the population is rising or falling before it can OK logging and mining in "protected" bear habitat--according to U.S. environmental laws. It's only useless research if you're going to toss the law and go ahead regardless.

Because she works with her, Lafferty may believe that Palin is smart. I've never met Palin. She hasn't been in my state (I live in state so blue that even the Republicans are Democrats). However, I've seen Palin's interviews with Katie Couric, Charles Gibson and, yes, even Sean Hannity. I also watched the Beiden-Palin debate.

She may be intelligent, but she hides it well when she's faces questions. She doesn't appear to think very fast and she does appear to be extremely ignorant about a lot. Possibly Lafferty is confusing intelligence with cunning and guile. I believe that Palin has both of those attributes.

ennui @86,
Bear in mind that it's likely to be because Real Americans and Pharyngulites are polar opposites.

By Fernando Magyar (not verified) on 28 Oct 2008 #permalink

HAHAHA. Any site that quotes BAUER is a piece of crap.

Obama is not a socialist you liar. Giving a tax cut to 95% of Americans is not socialism.

Shut the hell up.

GMc, when I was an undergraduate, the campus was "radicalized". I got to know socialist literature waiting for buses and classes. If you think Obama is a socialist, you are simply a liar and bullshitter. Anything else you say will taken in evidence for a perjury trial.

By Nerd of Redhead (not verified) on 28 Oct 2008 #permalink

@Steve_C: I hope you do not think I was suggesting that the site was correct. I may have that leaning but I am think Obama does not. The site just is another example of the religious right making last minute attempts to sway unthinking voters.

Hate to say this, but I agree with one of the previous commenters about the ageist remark. Call McCain ignorant, a Luddite, a tool, a pompous temperamental so-and-so, whatever, but I'm looking forward to the day (which will NEVER come, I'm afraid--no one realizes how offensive it is until it's too late) that ageist remarks will be seen to be as hurtful and malicious as racist and sexist ones are.

GMc, if you quoting somebody saying Obama is a socialist, I was out of line.

By Nerd of Redhead (not verified) on 28 Oct 2008 #permalink

@Nerd of Redhead: Again don't misinterpret what I said. I can't even vote in your election and live in a country that has "socialized" medicine. I even belong to a political party that views itself as social democratic. Sorry if you did not understand the point I was trying to make.

to Hank Fox #70

Searching on Youtube gave me

Javi Reina - Eisbaer
by the way the longest intro I´ve ever heared. Lyrics start at 4:33
and
Nouvelle Vague - Eisbär
Even the french give tribute to good german 80´s music.

Polar bear in German is actually Eisbär, which is indeed a fun fact. And the most famous Eisbär of them all would be Knut, zoo fundraiser extraordinaire.

By JohnnieCanuck, FCD (not verified) on 28 Oct 2008 #permalink

This was forwarded to me by my cousin,a republican, with this note:
"One of my friends challenged me to provide an opposing view on the choice we have on November 4th, offering the following. It hasn't changed my mind but I am passing it on to allow an opportunity for all to judge for themselves.

My party has slipped its moorings. It's time for a true/
pragmatist to lead the country.

by Wick Allison, Editor In
Chief, The National Review

THE MORE I LISTEN TO AND READ ABOUT "the most liberal member of the U.S. Senate," the more I like him. Barack Obama strikes a chord with me like no political figure since Ronald Reagan. To explain why, I need to explain why I am a conservative and what it means to me.

In 1964, at the age of 16, I organized the Dallas County Youth for Goldwater. My senior thesis at the University of Texas was on the conservative intellectual revival in America. Twenty years later, I was invited by William F. Buckley Jr. to join the board of NationalReview. I later became its publisher.

Conservatism to me is less a political philosophy than a stance, a recognition of the fallibility of man and of man's institutions. Conservatives respect the past not for its antiquity but because it represents, as G.K. Chesterton said, the democracy of the dead; it gives the benefit of the doubt to customs and laws tried and tested in the crucible of time. Conservatives are skeptical of abstract
theories and utopian schemes, doubtful that government is wiser than its citizens, and always ready to test any political program against actual results.

Liberalism always seemed to me to be a system of "oughts." We ought to do this or that because it's the right thing to do, regardless o whether it works or not. It is a doctrine based on intentions, not results, on feeling good rather than doing good.

But today it is so-called conservatives who are cemented to
political programs when they clearly don't work. The Bush tax cuts-a solution for which there was no real problem and which he refused to end even when the nation went to war-led to huge deficit spending and a $3 trillion growth in the federal debt. Facing this, John McCain pumps his "conservative" credentials by proposing even bigger tax cuts.

Meanwhile, a movement that once fought for limited government has presided over the greatest growth of government in our history. That is not conservatism; it is profligacy using conservatism as a mask.

Today it is conservatives, not liberals, who talk with alarming bellicosity about making the world "safe for democracy." It is John McCain who says America's job is to "defeat evil," a theological expansion of the nation's mission that would make George Washington cough out his wooden teeth.

This kind of conservatism, which is not conservative at all, has produced financial mismanagement, the waste of human lives, the loss of moral authority, and the wreckage of our economy that McCain now threatens to make worse.

Barack Obama is not my ideal candidate for president. (In fact, I made the maximum donation to John McCain during the primaries, when there was still hope he might come to his senses.) But I now see that Obama is almost the ideal candidate for this moment in American history. I disagree with him on many issues. But those don't matter as much as what Obama offers, which is a deeply conservative view of the world. Nobody can read Obama's books (which,it is worth noting, he wrote himself) or listen to him speak without realizing that this is a thoughtful, pragmatic, and prudent man.It gives me comfort just to think that after eight years of George W. Bush we will have a president who has actually read the Federalist Papers.

Most important, Obama will be a realist. I doubt he will taunt Russia, as McCain has, at the very moment when our national interest requires it as an ally. The crucial distinction in my mind is that, unlike John McCain, I
am convinced he will not impulsively take us into another war unless American national interests are directly threatened.

"Every great cause," Eric Hoffer wrote, "begins as a movement, becomes a business, and eventually degenerates into a racket." As a cause, conservatism may be dead. But as a stance, as a way of making judgments in a complex and
difficult world, I believe it is very much alive in the instincts and predispositions of a liberal named Barack Obama.

Sorry for the lengthy post, and I hope it's not a re-post, but I found it to be a pretty compelling argument.

I also apologize for the sloppy presentation.

Aren't these bear puns just panda-ring to the lowest common denominator. (Is it cheating if it's the wrong genus?)

I don't think I am koala-fied to answer that question.

By JonathanL (not verified) on 28 Oct 2008 #permalink

I don't think I am koala-fied to answer that question.
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That's not just the wrong genus, it's the wrong class! Koalas are marsupials. That's more than I can bear.

When I first read the lead I thought McCain was complaining about studying Beer DNA...forfeiting, I suppose, the coveted Joe six-pack vote.

Ah well

I suspect that, to the average voter in her bailiwick, this is a good thing.

WHOOSH!

Did I just hear something whooshing by?

I wonder what it was.

By John Morales (not verified) on 28 Oct 2008 #permalink

"Alright. I've had it with both of you sneaky Foxes. Really, with the last breath I have vulpine for you, but please stop beating me to the pun-ch. It's either this zorra'll have to call in the wolves."

Sorry to be more swift than you, but if your jealousy has you vixen to do harm, then I think you should brush it off.

Sorry to be more swift than you, but if your jealousy has you vixen to do harm, then I think you should brush it off.

My word - Canidae go by without these terrible puns?

The McCain/Palin candidacy and their policies and ideaologies are impossible to defend. I don't get why anyone would support these fools anymore. There is nothing good in their ideas and policies that can even remotely begin to make up for the bad stuff. The bad stuff is just too bad. Elect them for President and VP, and those among you who voted for them don't get to complain after that. If the worst would happen and McCain becomes president, you have only yourselves to blame. You will have no excuses. If you want an administration that is blatantly anti-science, against universal healthcare yet pro-life, and whose approach to foreign policy is the drunken elephant in the china shop, then at least admit that that's what you really, really want.

To the rest of you, good luck. I hope you want something better than that. I know I do.

By Liberal Atheist (not verified) on 28 Oct 2008 #permalink

I thought it was polar bears that the grizzlies were the same species with.

By Katkinkate (not verified) on 29 Oct 2008 #permalink

Ani@98,

While ageism is certainly a real problem, McCain's age - unlike the sex and race of candidates - is a legitimate concern, because of its implications for whether he will finish his term, and remain competent as he does so. Actuarially, the chances are quite high (I estimate around 1/4 to 1/3) that he will not. Similarly, any signs of mental decline - of which there have apparently been quite a few - are highly relevant.

By Nick Gotts (not verified) on 29 Oct 2008 #permalink

Pooh, I'm late for all the punning. But anyway, the thought that there's still even a possibility that McCain might Winnie this election sends shivers down my spine every time I think about it. For anyone not living in a cave bear in mind what that'd mean; another four or eight years of a huge hindrance for the advancement of science in general. I caniform a coherent sentence as to how that makes me feel.

You guys are seriously misinformed. This thing with Palin has all been a gross misunderstanding. Palin thinks that DNA is an acronym for "Don't Need Academics".

Hope this clears things up fer y'all.

I thought it was polar bears that the grizzlies were the same species with.

Griz and a number of other bears classified commonly known as Brown Bears are closely related sub-species. The Kodiak bear is one of these.

Grizzly Ursus arctos horribilis

Kodiak Ursus arctos middendorffi

Some of the Brown bears are closely related to the Polar bear and there have been Brown Bear / Polar Bear hybrids.

A more fundamental question could be "Is it the federal government's place to fund any of these research projects?"

Comn:
Does this surprise you? They will bring back blood-letting and having barbers administer First Aid instead of allowing reasonable health care. They're responding to their base: intolerant, highly misinformed, poorly read, bigoted.

@119. Your 'deeply perceptive question' has a one word answer, 'YES.'

When private industry alone funds research:

1) The 'research' can be both teleological and 'circular.' A goal of either proving something or getting a particular result, respectively.

2) The complete results of a private industry study are often not published and information will be in the private rather than public domain. Without googling, I do not immediately recall whether it was Crestor, Celebrex, or Paxil in which significant negative findings were hidden by industry.

3) Private industry rarely funds basic research. Few companies have the venture capital to do so.

4) Private industry rarely (if ever) funds long-term research projects- see #1 and 3.

One can argue minor details on each of these cases- like a IDiot complaining of peppered photos depicting moths on trees rather than rocks, but the points made cannot be dismissed.

SC #46

For McCain and Co. Allah

Oh, the humanity!(sobs)

By Rolan le Gargéac (not verified) on 29 Oct 2008 #permalink

A couple of elections back my home state, California, proposed a bond measure to fund embryonic stem cell research. I voted 'no', not because I have some "values" stance against the science. In my opinion, bonds are for real, assured assets that will benefit the citizenry as a whole, like schools, roads, ports and other infrastructure projects. Not to say that the ROI from stem cell research funding couldn't be many times that of avoiding the result of a few poor sods who drive off the precipice when some decrepit bridge collapses. The promise of stem cell research is a risky venture which doesn't lend itself well to bond funding in my book. It passed.

By Amazona farinosa (not verified) on 29 Oct 2008 #permalink

McCain and Palin don't hate science.

They love stupidity.

There's a difference, y'know.

"McCain/Palin '08-The power of positive ignorance."

Uh, obvious point: Opposing (unconstitutional) federal spending on scientific research is not the same thing as "opposing science." Not even close.

By John Knight (not verified) on 29 Oct 2008 #permalink

The moron John Knight@125 said:

"Uh, obvious point: Opposing (unconstitutional) federal spending on scientific research is not the same thing as "opposing science." Not even close."

Uh, two even more obvious points:

1) Palin is a known denialist of both evolutionary theory and anthropogenic global warming, demonstrating her utter contempt for science. And the text of what she said in this instance makes quite clear her contempt for the specific research she mentioned as well.

2) If it's "unconstitutional", why have none of your fellow-fruitcakes challenged it in court?

By Nick Gotts (not verified) on 30 Oct 2008 #permalink

JK, got any proof for your imaginary god yet? If you think we are interested in what a lying godbot has to say you are delusional.

By Nerd of Redhead (not verified) on 30 Oct 2008 #permalink

Isn't it the responsibility of a government to ensure that the sciences are properly funded and left alone in order to do the necessary research? Palin commenting on science is like the Pope discussing the particular merits of strippers.

And speaking of the power of positive stupidity...thx JK!

Responding above to:
"My problem is with how a project is funded. I'm fundamentally against hiding the funding in another piece of legislation that usually has no relevance to what's being funded."

...As the saying goes, those who like sausages and respect the law should not watch either being made.

(Shorter: sorry, bud, it's the way the game is played in Washington. Wise up already).