Atheist Christmas?

The Humanist Community of Central Ohio sent out a suggestion to various towns to declare 12 February Darwin Day, in honor of the man and his science. Nice gesture, I think; it's a small token of appreciation that doesn't cost anyone anything. The city of Whitehall went for it, but then something odd happened — people complained.

So they watered it down to declaring February a month of science, and added Galileo's name to the list of honorees. OK, that's a bit craven, and their intent is transparent, but it's a reasonable compromise. Go for it!

Unfortunately, that wasn't enough for the creationists. Now they want to remove Darwin's name! What a silly thing to do.

And now "expert" opinion has weighed in: Ray Comfort, professional dipsydoodling dingleberry.

"They're trying to deitize Darwin," he said. "This is the atheist Christmas.

"It's a God-given right to be an atheist, but they need to lighten up and let us talk about creationism, too."

Ray must have a one talent, the ability to open his mouth and say things so stupid that one can scarcely believe he said them.

Why would atheists want to 'deitize' anyone? It's just not something atheists think about.

This is to be a celebration of an important individual in science: I know Ray believes science to be unchristian, though.

Atheism is a god-given talent? Now my head is spinning.

I have not noticed any impairment of the creationists' ability to talk, and honoring Charles Darwin's birthday does not somehow silence them. They have complete liberty to preach their nonsense even on secular holidays. Now, will they lighten up and allow us to talk about science in their churches? I don't think so.

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All praise Charlie D. I'm going to go sacrifice a finch in his honour and then silence some creationists.

Now, will they lighten up and allow us to talk about science in their churches? I don't think so.

I recently tried this line with a friend's creationist girlfriend. Unsurprisingly, she starred at me like I was a complete idiot. I guess I just don't understand how it is inherently different...

Darwin and his pitbull are anathemas to creationists because they know the end of their silliness is nigh. It wasn't The God Delusion that got these jokers riled up - it was the Ancestor's Tale.

That...that makes my brain hurt.

Doggammit- why won't the creationists just shut the frak up? Why must they vomit stupidity at every chance they get?

Seriously. ::headdesk::

However, she watered it down to "Science Month" and added Galileo's name in a compromise two weeks ago.

There's that word "compromise" again. It's very wrong to compromise with idiots, including Muslim terrorists and Christian creationists.

What a bunch of maroons.

The more fuss we make about it the higher the chances are that some idiot theist's tiny-brained head will actually explode. So, with that in mind, we should be thinking of exactly how we can rub their stupid faces in it.

On Feb 12 we should all go over to Ray Comfort's blog and wish him happy Darwin Day, and ask him if the Darwin Day Tortoise brought him any gifts.

By Wowbagger (not verified) on 28 Jan 2009 #permalink

HAPPY MONKEY!

I don't know if he would be "comfortable" with this monkey on his back... (sorry, stupid..., I know)

Meanwhile, the University of Iowa and Iowa City do a very public and moderately-well advertised Darwin Day each year, complete with public lectures.

By Prillotashekta (not verified) on 28 Jan 2009 #permalink

Whoopsie at 5 foolishly said;

Faith is faith is faith, PZ. The Christians have theirs in an alternative to the Flying Spaghetti Monster. You have yours in Science and its prophets, including Messrs. Darwin and Dawkins.

No, "faith" in the scientific method and "faith" in religion are totally different things. Faith in science boils down to things like evidence, repeatability of experiments, and logic.

"Faith" in religion boils down to blindly putting one's trust in a single book (which makes quite ridiculous claims). Religious tenants cannot, by definition, be tested for, and they come about through mediums such as "revealed wisdom".

To put it simply, scientists use the word "believe" to mean something along the lines of "I think this is correct, because it explains the majority of the empirical evidence" compared with the believers "I think God exists because it makes me feel happy".

By Your Mighty Overload (not verified) on 28 Jan 2009 #permalink

Even if there was any truth in the idiotic claim that it was the "atheists Christmas", then GIVE US OUR FUCKING CHRISTMAS you bastard!

Why does Ray Comfort hate Christmas so much?

By Denis Loubet (not verified) on 28 Jan 2009 #permalink

Odd that "Atheist Christmas" is being observed by close to 900 religious congregations. Then again, this is coming from a guy who used a cultivated banana to argue for intelligent design.

"It's a God-given right to be an atheist

Wow, you can't make that up... it takes a special type of stupid to say something like that.

The church across the street is "celebrating" Darwin on February 8th. If I can wake up on a Sunday before noon... I just might go!?!

ASSEMBLY: “The Greatest Story Ever Told”

Speaker: The Rev. Dr. Kendyl Gibbons

Happy Birthday, Charlie! February 12, 2009 will mark the 200th anniversary of the birth of Charles Darwin, arguably the most significant figure in modern western intellectual history. This seems an appropriate time to revisit Darwin’s ground-breaking insight into the origins of earth’s creatures, including humanity, and consider the impact that his description of evolution through natural selection has had upon our culture and our self-understanding during the past century and a half. We will celebrate with a soup lunch and birthday cake following the Assembly, and a special collection will be received for the Minnesota UU Social Justice Alliance and the Prairie Star District.

http://www.firstunitariansociety.org/sunday.htm

I suspect that the Ray Comforts of this world are a dying breed that are so vocal precisely because they are desperately clinging to straws and know that they are losing the battle. The atheist movement into public view over the past few years has them pissing their pants

The simple fact that they are repeating themselves endlessly with arguements that even their flock are starting to grow weary of appears to me to signal the demise of creationism.Over the course of another 30 years I would think the sun will mostly have set on them until they approach the popularity of the heavens gate cult.

Until then it will be fun to watch to see what other mindless proponents take the stage. Islam is a likely candidate what with the hijaacking of the UN human rights.

Time will tell.

By Richard from R… (not verified) on 28 Jan 2009 #permalink

Good ol' Darwin. He really touched a nerve with those guys. 150 years on, and they're still working on their rebuttal.

As Zaphod might say. Ten out of ten for trying, but minus several million for good thinking.

Didn't we just have a national holiday celebrating someone's birthday? Is the USA "dietizing" Martin Luther King? Does Columbus Day dietize him? What a blithering idiot.

The church across the street is "celebrating" Darwin on February 8th. If I can wake up on a Sunday before noon... I just might go!?!

ASSEMBLY: “The Greatest Story Ever Told”

Speaker: The Rev. Dr. Kendyl Gibbons

Happy Birthday, Charlie! February 12, 2009 will mark the 200th anniversary of the birth of Charles Darwin, arguably the most significant figure in modern western intellectual history. This seems an appropriate time to revisit Darwin’s ground-breaking insight into the origins of earth’s creatures, including humanity, and consider the impact that his description of evolution through natural selection has had upon our culture and our self-understanding during the past century and a half. We will celebrate with a soup lunch and birthday cake following the Assembly, and a special collection will be received for the Minnesota UU Social Justice Alliance and the Prairie Star District.

http://www.firstunitariansociety.org/sunday.htm

Well, at least they agree that deitizing something is an insult to one's intelligence.

By Ryan F Stello (not verified) on 28 Jan 2009 #permalink

There is some science in the pulpit

Evolution weekend is in February and over 880 congregations (Christian, Jewish, UU, and Ethical Culture) have signed on to talk about science.

http://www.butler.edu/clergyproject/rel_evolution_weekend_2009.htm

Now it probably will be science and religion but it won't be creationism.

Stanford has a Darwin Day event on February 8
http://sites.google.com/site/darwindaycelebration/
which should be fun.
Separately, Stanford Memorial Church has a sermon on Religion and Science that morning given by Rabbi Patricia Karlin-Neumann.

#17 ^^ I'm inclined to agree.

All their stories are carved in stone. While science can evolve as observations improve, all they can do is deny the evidence.

I expect the death throes to be violent and protracted. =(

OT and probably already discussed since it was published on monday but our dear Vatican slamed Obama because of his "repeal of the ban on U.S. funding for foreign family-planning aid groups that offer abortion services" Archbishop Rino Fisichella saying that it is
"the arrogance of someone who believes they are right, in signing a decree which will open the door to abortion and thus to the destruction of human life"

Well, does it mean that Archbishop Rino doesn't think himself, or Vatican, for that matter, are right ? Cause if they did think that, they would be arrogant, no ? And if they don't think they're right, why do they bother telling us what they think ? Oh, wait, I get it. GOD knows what is right. But how do THEY know if they rightly get what He thinks ? Arrogant fatheads.

Isn't it "deify", not "deitize"? It is in my universe at least. Is he simply making up words off the top of his head? We'll lighten up if you enlighten up!

And #10, it's "tenets", not "tenants". Although they might be just as hard to eradicate as well.

By Talented Chimp (not verified) on 28 Jan 2009 #permalink

Galileo already has a whole international year of astronomy. Is that because astronomy is so cool?

*runs and hides*

Creationists are so much more creative than scientists. A scientist probably would have just used an ordinary old boring word like deify, but Ray obviously has a lot more pizzazz. His latest effort is not quite up to the standard of "cdesign proponentsists," but it's a welcome addition to the lexicon nonetheless.

By Soapy Sam's Monkey (not verified) on 28 Jan 2009 #permalink

It's a God-given right to be an atheist?

I don't understand. A right means you're allowed to be an atheist.

clearly ray's god doesn't think that right exists because he feels compelled to sadisticaly torture us for eternity for doing so.

And actual right would imply that there would be no reprecussions wouldn't it?

Here, we are going to praise the Darwin-Deity with beer and readings from the One True Bible on that sacred day.

*Bows head*

It's a God-given right to be an atheist?

I don't understand. A right means you're allowed to be an atheist.

clearly ray's god doesn't think that right exists because he feels compelled to sadisticaly torture us for eternity for doing so.

And actual right would imply that there would be no reprecussions wouldn't it?

sorry for the double post but i'm getting submission errors.
ray's god must be smiting the blog.

Comfort packs so much stoopid into 32 words, I don't know whether to laugh or to weep for the future of humanity...

By cactusren (not verified) on 28 Jan 2009 #permalink

@32

Just hit back button and reload.

So Ray Comfort, a Christian, is giving Atheists stick because he thinks they're trying to deify a regular person. Even aside from the fact they're not, why are Christians allowed to do this but no one else is?

I mean, come on. At least Darwin wrote his own book.

By Nils Ross (not verified) on 28 Jan 2009 #permalink

I don't know much about these things. Isn't it that this god thingy says it's okay for soulless critters to be atheist? But once you have a soul, you have to believe, or else? I'm probably mistaken, but that was the gist of the matter as I understood it.

If it's been our right, all along, to be atheist, how come it was such a struggle to obtain those rights? What's with all the persecution of those who aren't of the faith? Is it that some new evidence has come to light in the past few years? Special revelation, perhaps?

Ya know, this is going to sound crazy but maybe if we ignore him Ray will just go away. I get the feeling that he just says stupid stuff on purpose because he is a massive Attention Whore.

Comfort=Cracky Chan with a mustach

Anyone want to bet how long it will be before someone will try to draw a supposedly valid distinction between the atheists getting shot down on this, and the complaints that tore asunder the "relationship" between the creation museum and the science museum in Cinci?

Does anyone want to make a further bet as to how many posts this thread will balloon to once somebody does?

By BlueIndependent (not verified) on 28 Jan 2009 #permalink

That's great if the City of Whitehall wants to acknowledge and support the celebration of Darwin Day, but government approval isn't necessary. Anybody can openly celebrate 12 February as "Darwin Day", regardless of who agrees or disagrees.

And, of course, nobody should give a rat's arse what Comfy thinks anyway. Seriously, if some creonut blurted out "Hey, yous ain't allowed to celebrate your birthdays, coz yous is atheists!", we'd all just laugh and get on with business as usual.

So let's all say "Happy Monkey" on Darwin Day (and let the creonuts writhe in impotent frustration)!

It's a God-given right to be an atheist...

Um, no. Rights are not given. Rights are taken.

By Janine, Leftist Bozo (not verified) on 28 Jan 2009 #permalink

More bloviation. And projection. Endless projection. There are other ways of looking at people other than "deitizing" them or declaring them heathens.

Again, I am left to wonder how these people function in the world. Whenever they talk, this is pretty much what I hear:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QHj9cyhY0c

Anyone want to bet how long it will be before someone will try to draw a supposedly valid distinction between the atheists getting shot down on this, and the complaints that tore asunder the "relationship" between the creation museum and the science museum in Cinci? And then claim it's well-deserved get-back on the part of those poor, beaten-upon creationists after the shameful ruination atheists wrought on the creation museum's reputation?

Does anyone want to make a further bet as to how many posts this thread will balloon to once somebody does?

By BlueIndependent (not verified) on 28 Jan 2009 #permalink

Belief in a deity can hardly be called atheism.

By SourBlaze (not verified) on 28 Jan 2009 #permalink

I'd like to "dietize" Ray Comfort, because then he'd cease to exist.

By Robert Thille (not verified) on 28 Jan 2009 #permalink

"Belief in a deity can hardly be called atheism."

Well, they don't see that as a problem, because they think atheism doesn't really exist, and that atheists are actually making gods out of Darwin or others we supposedly attribute untouchable status to.

So they basically make it largely impossible to have any real discussion about anything because they flatly refuse to accept an equal starting point for discussion between two opposing parties, and to move forward from there. They know if they do, they lose, so they stick with the mental ground their asses sit on.

By BlueIndependent (not verified) on 28 Jan 2009 #permalink

@42

I agree she was probably far from being as stupid as he is. I was kinda referring to the "crackhead" aspect of Ray and his banana camwhoring.

Crackfag.

@52

Well, to be fair, I never got into Cracky Chan. I just didn't see any lulz in any of that business. (This was back when I spent 3 hours a day on /b/.)

"dietize" sounds like "put on a diet". the rest makes even less sense.

Does Ray Comfort even have any dignity? I assume that if he does he would feel embarrassment & shame...clearly he doesn't.

Does Ray Comfort even have any dignity?

He's a Christian, with a moustache. Do you even have to ask? If he'd played cricket for New Zealand in the 70s I could maybe understand it, but he didn't so I can't.

By Wowbagger (not verified) on 28 Jan 2009 #permalink

deitize... bad phonetic plural of deity ? As in "my name is Legion: for we are many."

It is telling that reason, scepticism, respect for evidence and logic all are things that offend them.

By Liberal Atheist (not verified) on 28 Jan 2009 #permalink

Ray Comfort has three grown children. I assume he has grandchildren, so I imagine it is too late. As for his blog, he wants hecklers. He says they draw a crowd. Then he can spread his lies and bullshit. He's also said that there is no evidence that would make him accept evolution because that would make his god a liar. So there is no point in attempting rational discussion with him. I try to ignore him, but he makes it difficult.

By rufustfirefly (not verified) on 28 Jan 2009 #permalink

Sorry all this is OT but

Clinteas

If you get this can you resend your email addy. I can't find the thread it was on. Failing that send me one to fieryredhead70 at hotmail

By Bride of Shrek OM (not verified) on 28 Jan 2009 #permalink

Posted by: BlueIndependent | January 29, 2009 2:09 AM

"Belief in a deity can hardly be called atheism."

Well, they don't see that as a problem, because they think atheism doesn't really exist, and that atheists are actually making gods out of Darwin or others we supposedly attribute untouchable status to.

Actually, it seems that a lot of them think that atheists deny god, that we just choose not to worship their imaginary pal. They can't seem to get that atheists simply don't buy the whole deity premise. How many times have you heard stuff like: "Why won't you let God into your heart?" "Why have you turned your back on Jesus?" That someone sees it all as the Bronze Age mythology it is is simply inconceivable to them.

As for Comfort, ridiculous as usual. He's comedy gold to anyone with half a mind (and strong stomach for stupidity).

Deify Darwin?

Okay, how about a doxology for Darwin?

It could start, "I believe in the everlasting Truth of evolution by natural selection."

But of course, science doesn't work like that. I guess the likes of Ray Comfort, their brains addled by their Bronze Age mythology, just don't realize that.

By Richard Harris (not verified) on 28 Jan 2009 #permalink

Re: Amerpohl

I pity your mother, John. You fucking clown shoe.

By Wowbagger (not verified) on 28 Jan 2009 #permalink

Darwin should be disinterred from Westmister Abbey, cremated and his ashes scattered in Morris Minnesota. He is a disgrace to British science in particular and to evolutionary science generally.

I agree, what Darwin did for evolution was an embarrassment!

poe right?

"I thought it was a great opportunity to show that we value science, we value inquiry and we encourage our students to open up to the world."

A few council members replied with shouts of "Not my children!"

Am I alone in thinking that this is one of the most depressing things I've ever read?

In the article, Councilwoman Jacquelyn Thompson is quoted as saying:

"I thought it was a great opportunity to show that we value science, we value inquiry and we encourage our students to open up to the world."

A few council members replied with shouts of "Not my children!"

Seriously? A councilwoman says that we as a society value inquiry and other people on the council object? Holy Christ, why are these people even sending their kids to school? Just because it's the law? This exchange really just sums it all up for me.

The nice thing about being an atheist (or Jew or Hindu), is that you don't evangelize. My non-belief does not need support by getting others to follow my world-view, just an open and logical mind will suffice.

Darwin was profoundly insightful to come up with this wonderful theory of the complexity of life given the knowledge at that time. Why after 150 years to we have to defend this concept against primarily people who follow these dubious and hijacked teachings of a bronze-aged individual, with no proof whether he even existed?

Keep fighting the good fight PZ, as well as all the majority of those that follow your great blog ....

Alan

By Alan Macdonald (not verified) on 28 Jan 2009 #permalink

The nice thing about being an atheist (or Jew or Hindu), is that you don't evangelize. My non-belief does not need support by getting others to follow my world-view, just an open and logical mind will suffice.

Darwin was profoundly insightful to come up with this wonderful theory of the complexity of life given the knowledge at that time. Why after 150 years to we have to defend this concept against primarily people who follow these dubious and hijacked teachings of a bronze-aged individual, with no proof whether he even existed?

Keep fighting the good fight PZ, as well as all the majority of those that follow your great blog ....

Alan

By Alan Macdonald (not verified) on 28 Jan 2009 #permalink

Interesting that the "month of science" happens to be the shortest of them all.

Is it... could it really be... THE John A. Davison?

Quick someone step on it, and get the VMartin repellent ready.

Kel, look in the dungeon. Not a Poe, just a nutter with delusions of competence.

That's John A Davison? If so good. Some person recommended I read your writings as a counter to evolution. Now I just finished reading Your Inner Fish by Neil Shubin, and in there he presented several lines of evidence that link the human body to a fishy past. Now this person gave me the strong impression you had writings which discredits all evidence presented. If so, would you care to share them? Shubin made a very compelling case so I would like to see why you think the case is faulty.

Stop bashing our greatest ally.
I think Ray Comfort is brilliant.
His "Two Creationists, One Banana" video has probably turned more wavering believers into atheists than Richard Dawkins and Bertrand Russell combined.
Moderate Christians must recoil in horror every time they see his pant-wettingly ridiculous arguments and realize that he's on their side.

Deify Darwin?

"And here come the graduate acolytes, carrying on their shoulders the golden dog statues, then the Keeper of the Finch --- such beautiful plumage --- and after him the High Priest, splendid in his giant white beard and 19th-century bowler, according to the Church worn by the Supreme Evolver Himself while among us, an acme of sexual selection ---"

"Sexual selection? That's heresy!"

"An unbeliever!"

"Persecute! Kill the heretic!"

etc. etc.

Why must they vomit stupidity at every chance they get?

Because they genuinely believe they are doing you a favour by proseletyzing. Fundamentalist Christians *MUST* force their religion on other people, in the same way that fundamentalist Muslims must force theirs on other people. It's part of their code.

Worse, it's backed, at a basic level, by a certain perverse sense of altruism in the Christian case - if they save your soul, they've done you am eternal favour. Of course, if you don't believe in souls, all they've done is piss you off and spread teh st00p1d. At least the Christians have mostly stopped advocating the death of the infidel... mostly.

I say "perverse sense of altruism" because I've always felt there's a lot more to it than that. At the highest levels of Christianity - the Pope, televangelists, etc. there is a great deal to do with preservation of privilege and power through control. The motivations at that level are different than your street-level, door-knocking, Jehova's Witness or Pentecostal. Still, I believe (yes, it's unfounded :)) that the street level people proseletyze in part because, deep down, they know they're being forced to feel guilty just for having been born and feel a sense of satisfaction if they can get someone else to feel guilty too, or at least unburden them from the yoke of happiness.

Being an Englishman, I'm not familiar with "deitize". Could it be an oddball Americanism? :-)

Being an American, I'm not familiar with "deitize" either. Could it be an oddball stupidism?

By Ubi Dubium (not verified) on 29 Jan 2009 #permalink

I guess president's day is an attempt to "deitize" Washington too? They just can't help projecting can they? They piss on their own feet.

By theinquisitor (not verified) on 29 Jan 2009 #permalink

If Ray Comfort was a super hero, I'm pretty sure his special power would be the ability to decrease anyone's IQ by merely saying something to them.

Ray Comfort is Stupid Man.

Same big S on his chest... unfortunately it's backwards and its an R... written in crayon.

#3, 17, 23

I think you are wrong about any impending demise of the religistas. The fact is, what religion offers (happiness, group membership) is at such a low cost (not thinking, just having faith) there is NFW atheism can compete.

I cannot envision a path by which non-belief becomes acceptable in this country, at least in government. There will be a lesbian hispanic president before there will be an open atheist in the oval office, Obama not withstanding.

I am not implying that I think Obama is an atheist, BTW. He panders just fine to the godbots on the right. And left, for that matter.

It's the fact that a Christian is using 'deitize' as a pejorative that makes it so funny.

Has anyone started their Christmas shopping yet? I haven't and I'm totally stressed... I hate when the holidays sneak up on you like that.

This Ray Comfort guy is just unbelievable. I've heard it (or seen it, I guess) said here before that you have to wonder if he's just one big poe, because the things he says are so incredibly idiotic. This display of thoughtless whining really makes me wonder about that possibility.

Love this quote from the article:

"I thought it was a great opportunity to show that we value science, we value inquiry and we encourage our students to open up to the world."

A few council members replied with shouts of "Not my children!"

Pity those children. Twenty years from now they'll be in the unemployment lines wondering what they did wrong.

Please for the love of all things science, we must all ignore Ray Comfort. He is, as #40 stated, an attention whore. He is a professional troll.

Seriously PZ, if Ray were to spout that crap in the comments on your blog you'd ban him as a troll. But he gets to reap ad revenue because his trolling is done on his own blog. At least this time you didn't link to his post. I agree that its funny to watch him turn his dunce cap into a megaphone, but it really is not productive to continue talking about him. "Ray Comfort is an idiot" is simply old news.

"Is it fair to the hundreds, if not thousands, of other scientists"

We're doomed. We are *so* doomed. When this guy finds out how many scientists there really are, there'll be pitchforks & torches on a scale that hasn't been seen for centuries.

By DrBubbles (not verified) on 29 Jan 2009 #permalink

there is already an "Atheist Christmas". it's called "Christmas".

An Atheist Christmas? You know, I think they might be onto something; let's run with this for a moment.

I can just imagine a new gift-giving tradition in which the gifter cannot simply hand over a present. (S)he must leave enough misleading evidence to convince the giftee that the gift was merely a result of the intersection of happenstance and the already-extant physical and social laws that govern daily life. The goal would be to erase any credible evidence of the gifter's role or intention in the exercise, making the "irreducible complexity" of the gift look reducibly complex.

The knowledge that this new holiday exists will cause adherents to begin making paranoid-but-grateful accusations and factual assertions based on deeply felt hunches and private revelations.

By Nathan Miller (not verified) on 29 Jan 2009 #permalink

It's a God-given right to be an atheist

I really hate to be defending "Stupid Man", but this is the idea behind faith and "free will". As discussed in another thread, the story is that God gave Man "free will" so that Man could choose whether or not to believe in God. So, from that, it is a god given right to be an atheist. The thing is, instead of ridiculing Comfort for this (there are plenty of other things to ridicule him for), we should emphasize that even he can see that we have a right to be atheist (whether they think it is god given, while we think it is just natural, doesn't really matter)

ScaryDuck:

For sale: One irony detector, slightly exploded

A chance to own The Most Holy Irony Detector, sacred relic of the One True Author of Teh Funnest Story Ever Told, Innit?

Praise JEBUS!

(In case clarification is needed: I don't think I've laughed so much in a decade as when I read it. I couldn't even get to sleep that night because it would pop back into my head I'd start sniggering all over again...)

By RedGreenInBlue (not verified) on 29 Jan 2009 #permalink

#95:

I really hate to be defending "Stupid Man", but this is the idea behind faith and "free will". As discussed in another thread, the story is that God gave Man "free will" so that Man could choose whether or not to believe in God. So, from that, it is a god given right to be an atheist.

Sooo... God created us with free will, so that we can choose not to believe in him. And when we avail ourselves of this right, which he, being omniscient, knew we would do... he burns us in a lake of fire, for all eternity. Because he loves us. Oookaaay...

If this is a "right", then you also have the "right" to be a mass-murderer. The subsequent punishment is an irrelevant detail.

I think we should take the lead from our Xian brethren. After we deitizitify Darwin, we should shift his birthday to December 25th and co-opt the date from something more popular and long-standing.
It would comfort me, in a Mormon sense, to think upon all the people unwittingly celebrating Darwin's birthday on 12/25.

By Mike in Ontario, NY (not verified) on 29 Jan 2009 #permalink

We already have December 25th taken for Newtonmas.

I agree with Rick020200 @ 89: Ray has an infinite capacity to say stupid things, so just ignore him here.

Here's a modest proposal: Go to Ray's site and post the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Talk about anything, be completely off topic: Bigfoot, UFOs, the Bermuda Triangle. etc. Don't be profane, just be thoroughly and verbosely off the wall. Think about the kind of conversations on the old Art Bell Coast to Coast AM radio talk show.

So giving someone a day named after him is "deitizing" [sic] him? So, by that logic...

"They're trying to deitize Martin Luther King," he said. "This is the black Christmas.

"It's a God-given right to be black, but they need to lighten up and let us talk about white supremacy, too."

Comment # 10 by Your Mighty Overload implies that there was once a comment # 5 by Whoopsie that has since been raptured to Comment Heaven.

In the past, such smitings have often been accompanied by a peal of thunder and pronouncements of anathema by the Puissant Zoologist. Now it would seem that those who transgress are dispatched with barely a poof of smoke.

Is this a new covenant imposed from on high since the Prophet Zoroaster returned from Mount Calgary? Somehow in my sinful putterings in petty mortal concerns, I missed the grand revelation - can anyone here direct a humble and trembling pilgrim to the new Commandment(s)?

By Pierce R. Butler (not verified) on 29 Jan 2009 #permalink

"Deify" works, but "apotheosize" might be better for what Raytard was trying to articulate (at least it has the ending of his bastard word).

Is he a preacher because he simply can't do anything right? Not saying all clergy are like that, but he seems to have gravitated to it because he's so incompetent.

Glen D
http://tinyurl.com/6mb592

I think we should take the lead from our Xian brethren. After we deitizitify Darwin, we should shift his birthday to December 25th and co-opt the date from something more popular and long-standing.

Nature and Nature's Laws lay hid in Night
God said, Let Newton be!
And all was Light.
-- Alexander Pope

In the past, such smitings have often been accompanied by a peal of thunder and pronouncements of anathema by the Puissant Zoologist. Now it would seem that those who transgress are dispatched with barely a poof of smoke.

You misunderstand. When people who are already banned manage to morph for a little drive-by trolling, their comments are killed on sight. Has always been handled that way. John "A" Davidson and his disgusting suckup VMartin have been banned for a long time, and the latter really loves him some morphing, and then some more.

Mount Calgary

LOL! :-D

By David Marjanović, OM (not verified) on 29 Jan 2009 #permalink

Let's cut Ray a little slack. He said it was our God-given right to be atheists. Well, this is exactly what a Christian who believed in the First Amendment would say. I may not agree with him on God, but we seem to see eye-to-eye on the First Amendment. Most Christians nowadays would not acknowledge our right to be atheists. In fact, most wouldn't acknowledge our right to be anything except their own particular flavor of Christian.

By John Sherman (not verified) on 29 Jan 2009 #permalink

You know, I want to thank Mr. Comfort for clearing this up for me. I never knew that I was deitizing someone whenever there was a day in their honor. My secretary will be THRILLED to hear that, in April, on Administrative Professionals Day, I'm not just appreciating her. I'm WORSHIPPING her like the goddess she is.

<>"It would comfort me, in a Mormon sense, to think upon all the people unwittingly celebrating Darwin's birthday on 12/25."

Actually, there's an easier way around it. We just start celebrating Lincoln's Birthday again (instead of Presidents' Day.) Since Lincoln and Darwin were born on the same day, we crafty underhanded science folk can sneak one in under the radar.

Muhahahahahahaha.

By Julie Stahlhut (not verified) on 29 Jan 2009 #permalink

Posted by: Your Mighty Overload | January 29, 2009 12:10 AM

Religious tenants cannot, by definition, be tested for, and they come about through mediums such as "revealed wisdom".

I think you mean religious tenets. There's nothing wrong with religious tenants as long as they pay their rent on time.

Looks like Ray Comfort has figured out a way to make a living as a full time Poe. Lines like "God given right to be an atheist" have to deliberate.

It's a shame to see the children misbehave yet again. I've been since childhood. My ecologist father was always fond of pointing it out. And I've been having fun acknowledging it myself here and here. You'll forgive me for having him share his day with Lincoln. Personally I think that's why the US switched to President's day.

Very brave, PC. Knocking Christianity. Humanism is equally nonsense. Same shit. Different tune.

Oh please tell us how humanism is the "same shit".

PRETTY PLEASE!?!?

Chimpy, do not encourage the asshole to fart some more.

By Janine, Leftist Bozo (not verified) on 29 Jan 2009 #permalink

I thought SO was giving us the same old shit. He never said anything of substance. Of course, that requires and intelligence.

By Nerd of Redhead (not verified) on 29 Jan 2009 #permalink

OK, everyone, do me a favor. When you get the "Submission error" message, read the whole message. It explicitly says "Do not try to submit your comment again."

Nature and Nature's Laws lay hid in Night
God said, Let Newton be!
And all was Light.

It did not last: the Devil howling 'Ho!
Let Einstein be!'
restored the status quo.

It is the same shit about equality, non-discrimination, and human brotherhood.

By The Observer (not verified) on 29 Jan 2009 #permalink

Very brave, PC. Knocking Christianity. Humanism is equally nonsense. Same shit. Different tune.

Who is PC ?

Why must they vomit stupidity at every chance they get?

Now, let's not be too hard on 'em. It's essentially a virus...

Y'know... Sorta like cholera. Only it comes out the other end.

Look at the humble banana peel. Wisely designed by an intelligent creator to be the perfect thing for Ray Comfort to slip and fall on.

It's the humorless Calvinist's Nightmare!

The only thing more perfect in nature is the Croco-duck.

By Marion Delgado (not verified) on 29 Jan 2009 #permalink

"Humanism is equally nonsense."

At least I can go out my front door and actually see humans walking around.

It is the same shit about equality, non-discrimination, and human brotherhood.

Does this mean I can discriminate you because of your unequal intellect ?

BdN, I think you meant "inferior intellect".

By Janine, Leftist Bozo (not verified) on 29 Jan 2009 #permalink

I didn't even need my irony meter to be on for it to get blown by that Ray statement.

By Nerd of Redhead (not verified) on 29 Jan 2009 #permalink

I'm reading today's posts in reverse chronological order so I first got a good chuckle out of "saddlebacking" but this comment "It's a God-given right to be an atheist,..." just made me laugh out loud.
In My-hometown every 5th car has a Xian fish of some variety and is not considered to be flaunting anything or remarkable in any manner. I have an Evolve fish on my vehicle and that is condsidered to be agressive, in-your-face and downright unsociable.

By Die Anyway (not verified) on 29 Jan 2009 #permalink

Apparently, International Mole Day (Oct 23) is an attempt to dietize moles, too.

Those crazy scientists.

"So let’s be careful when we mock things of which we have no understanding."

God is all-powerful and all-knowing and all-loving, but totally invisible and undetectable, but you should get on his good side anyway or he'll torment you for eternity! Also, 2,000 years ago in a backwater of the Roman Empire, he impregnated a virgin with himself, lived as a human, and then had himself sacrificed for a couple days and came back as a human and then went back to heaven, all just to prove a point!

What's so hard to understand about that?

Dietization of moles is not a bad idea. They got some meat on 'em.

By Sven DiMilo (not verified) on 29 Jan 2009 #permalink

Oh my! Christians have celebrated the "birth" of Jezuz every year for over 1000 years but they are outraged that some people want to mark on one occasion, the anniversary of some one they think merits it. What a threat that poses, eh?

OFFS, Still Observing we went through this before. Human dignity and human dignity are, of course, "mere" notions developed by humans. They are abstractions of what's usually called "not being an arsehole". If you don't wish to honour these principles then you are an arsehole. Furthermore if you actively break these norms you should experience the worst treatment a society which acknowledges them can reasonably inflict on you.

There you go. No need for faith in metaphysical entities. Just you being an arsehole.

SO, still not getting it. No hope for you whatsover.

By Nerd of Redhead (not verified) on 29 Jan 2009 #permalink

@ 71

Yeah, well, it's also Black History Month, so let's deitize ourselves some Black scientists.

By Just This Time (not verified) on 29 Jan 2009 #permalink

We would all be better off if nobody gave a damn about each other and we all lived in a hellish free-for-all wasteland, ala Mad Max, where might makes right.

By Helvetica (not verified) on 29 Jan 2009 #permalink

Still Observing,

You clearly haven't read The Bible if you feel "equality, non-discrimination, and human brotherhood" is central to it's teachings. While it tends to argue for theoretical equality within the community of believers The Bible also demands the exclusion and persecution of outsiders. Witch burnings, execution of wrong thinkers and holy wars aren’t something added later no matter how much the Christians try to pretend.

And even if equality, non-discrimination, and human brotherhood are all BS they are nice BS to aspire to, don't you think?

The existence of humans doesn't imply "human dignity" or "human rights."

Eh, no -- but me being a human implies human dignity or human rights.

I've explained this to you before, banned one. No matter if I'm a dangerous madman like you and completely lack empathy, I want to be treated as if I had inherent rights & dignity. What is the easiest way to convince the whole world of that? By telling them they, too, have inherent rights & dignity and treating them accordingly. Simple.

Do try to think before you set your whole life in a particular direction.

Look at the humble banana peel. Wisely designed by an intelligent creator to be the perfect thing for Ray Comfort to slip and fall on.

It's the humorless Calvinist's Nightmare!

Thread won. Everyone can go home.

By David Marjanović, OM (not verified) on 29 Jan 2009 #permalink

Still Observing, #136: Christians believe in equality, non-discrimination, and human brotherhood because their invisible sky fairy told them to and threatens unbelievers with damnation in Hell.

Not quite. Those Christians who do believe in equality, non-descrimination, and human brotherhood do so because it is common human nature to accept the social norms in ones cultural milieu and/or because empathy with our fellow humans is a common (if not universal) feature of human behavior. The stuff about God's commands and rewards and punishments are simply justifications after the fact.

-

What's your excuse?

You see, that's the thing. God-non-believers don't need excuses to do the right thing.

By Chiroptera (not verified) on 29 Jan 2009 #permalink

@ 98

Sooo... God created us with free will, so that we can choose not to believe in him. And when we avail ourselves of this right, which he, being omniscient, knew we would do... he burns us in a lake of fire, for all eternity. Because he loves us.

Despite the sarcasm you're exactly right. Hence the dire urge to proselytize.

By Just This Time (not verified) on 29 Jan 2009 #permalink

It's a God-given right to be an atheist, but they need to lighten up and let us talk about creationism, too.

You had 6,000 fucking years to kiss Yahweh's ass. Enough's enough.

"And even if equality, non-discrimination, and human brotherhood are all BS they are nice BS to aspire to, don't you think?"
He doesn't. He's an arsehole.

Sooo... God created us with free will, so that we can choose not to believe in him. And when we avail ourselves of this right, which he, being omniscient, knew we would do... he burns us in a lake of fire, for all eternity. Because he loves us. Oookaaay...

If this is a "right", then you also have the "right" to be a mass-murderer. The subsequent punishment is an irrelevant detail.

I have 3 answers to this:

1: yes, the insanity of it is what made me an atheist.
2: I'm using a loose definition of "right", that does not include consequences after death, only to consequences in life. (actually , I'm not sure that's really a looser definition)
3: it's a misunderstanding that atheists get thrown in Hell. Hell is reserved for believers who disobey and do not repent, and atheists who do "evil". "good atheist" go to limbo, not in hell but also not able to ever know the "presense of God" which is heaven.
4. [I have 4, 4 answers] screwit, its just sophistry anyway.

professional dipsydoodling dingleberry

I'm so stealing that. Would look pretty cool on a business card.

I choose to believe all the celebrating February 12 will be for MY birthday.

By Marion Delgado (not verified) on 29 Jan 2009 #permalink

"Dipsydoodling dingleberry." I like.

By T. Morley (not verified) on 29 Jan 2009 #permalink

@ 146

"good atheist" go[es] to limbo

Protestants generally wouldn't believe that limbo exists. It's either heaven or hell.

By Just This Time (not verified) on 29 Jan 2009 #permalink

Posted by: Just This Time | January 29, 2009 8:47 PM

@ 146

"good atheist" go[es] to limbo

Protestants generally wouldn't believe that limbo exists. It's either heaven or hell.

Actually, even in Catholicism and the Orthodox strains, isn't limbo just for unbaptized infants and the OT patriarchs?

@ Helvetica.

Yeh, it's survival of the fittest. That's what they're celebrating.

@ Helvetica.

Yeh, it's survival of the fittest. That's what they're celebrating.

There's nothing in "survival of the fittest" that precludes being humanistic, i.e. caring about other members of the same species with whom you live. In fact it is quite the opposite since it is a feature of all social animals, sociability being in turn adaptive mainly because of ecological constraints.

Oups, sorry, tags misplacement.

@ Helvetica.

Yeh, it's survival of the fittest. That's what they're celebrating.

There's nothing in "survival of the fittest" that precludes being humanistic, i.e. caring about other members of the same species with whom you live. In fact it is quite the opposite since it is a feature of all social animals, sociability being in turn adaptive mainly because of ecological constraints.

Posted by: Just This Time | January 29, 2009 8:47 PM

@ 146

"good atheist" go[es] to limbo

Protestants generally wouldn't believe that limbo exists. It's either heaven or hell.

Actually, even in Catholicism and the Orthodox strains, isn't limbo just for unbaptized infants and the OT patriarchs?

It's even worse knowing that limbos "appeared" only in the XIIIth century and have been declared obsolete by the Vatican 2 years ago...

"good atheist" go[es] to limbo

First, if you're going to correct my typo, try correcting it so it fits the context of the sentence.
Either:
[a]"good atheist" go[es] to limbo
or
"good atheist[s]" go to limbo

Second, okay, I concede the point that limbo is not an option.

slight tangent: But didn't Augustine dispute the concept of Hell as fire and eternal torment, that instead it is just the absence of God's presence, just as darkness is not something in its own right but simply the absence of light?

It's even worse knowing that limbos "appeared" only in the XIIIth century and have been declared obsolete by the Vatican 2 years ago...

For the twentieth time, no, the Vatican did not declare limbo obsolete. All the pope did was saying "there are reasons for prayerful hope" that it doesn't exist or is empty.

Outright saying it doesn't exist would mean to say that there are ways to go to heaven without knowing Jesus, and that would contradict the dogma of extra ecclesia nulla salus "outside the Church no salvation", which is based on John 14:6:

Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

Theology: conclusions that logically, strictly logically, follow from untested premises.

By David Marjanović, OM (not verified) on 31 Jan 2009 #permalink

An interesting fact: children in Whitehall have the worst reading readiness scores in Franklin County, seat of Ohio state government.

Coincidence? When you have city councilmen shouting "not my children!" when confronted with (gasp!) actual education, I think not.

By Moon Jaguar (not verified) on 01 Feb 2009 #permalink