We have achieved a kilosteve

The Steve project has reached a landmark: 1000 scientists named Steve have signed a testimonial to evolution. Best of all, the latest Steve is also a Darwin!

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This is a great day for science and Steves alike.

A kilosteve, eh? That should be a unit of measurement. Of how much information creationists don't know. Several kilosteves worth.

Will there be a similar petition of Uncle Daves? (With apologies to George Carlin.)

What about Steve's who aren't scientists?
Can I be an associate member?

By mayhempix (not verified) on 15 Feb 2009 #permalink

#1000 is actually a Darwin? I smell a fix. (Good thinking on their part, since the list of Steves is a publicity gimmick.)

Very good news. A kilosteve is a good, round number. Very newsworthy.

By Nerd of Redhead, OM (not verified) on 15 Feb 2009 #permalink

You know he was just waiting for that list to tick over into 999 so he could sign it.

I notice that Steve #1000 comes from New Orleans. A fine counterweight to the more depressing news coming from Louisiana.

By Jennyxyzzy (not verified) on 15 Feb 2009 #permalink

Wouldn't a kilosteve actually be 1024 Steves?

By Donnie B. (not verified) on 15 Feb 2009 #permalink

Hihi Donnie B. @ 10

Probably not, 1024 (2^10) is used in computing purely because computers count in binary, kilo in every other sense is 1000 (kg=1000g etc.)

Actually even in computing it's sometimes taken to mean 1000, primarily when hard disks are being sold, a 1TB drive as sold is 1,000,000,000,000 bytes and not the 1,099,511,627,776 bytes you might reasonably expect! so aye, you get cheated out of a hair under 10% on those, lol

Wouldn't a kilosteve actually be 1024 Steves?

No, it's an SI unit, like kilograhams. If you mere measuring, say sailboat rigging, you would be right, 1 kilobight = 1024.

This makes me proud to be a Steve.

Hmmm. Steves don't know shit. An "anthony" should be the real unit of correct information. I'm up to 100% myself - and that's just a start.

A "Tony" is a debased Hollywood geegaw. It has no association whatsoever with clear, rathional thinking.

MikeG for Molly.

By David Marjanović, OM (not verified) on 15 Feb 2009 #permalink

Yahoo! Great choice for the 1000th member of the list, too. I was one of the earlier 'Steves' and have had at least two versions of the T-shirt so far. Time to order a new one, I think.

Actually, the best part of being a 'Steve' is not the T-shirt but rather the paper published in the 'Annals of Improbable Research' titled "The Morphology of Steve". It's nice to be a co-author on a paper with two Nobel Prize Laureates and Stephen Hawking. Makes up for my total lack of 'Nature' or 'Science' papers. Or not.

SteveN

Woot. Steves reprazentin! I'm no scientist though.

In the run-up to Darwin Day, the list actually surpassed 1000. This week Glenn Branch will update the final tally, which will put the list at a kilosteve plus a dozen or so.

Of course, every 7.5 Steves statistically laps the Dissent from Darwin list. Ha, ha!

What's the unit of disingenuous misinformation - a "Ham"?

What's the unit of disingenuous misinformation - a "Ham"?

"Hovnid" is right up there to. But "Ham" is easier to say.

By Nerd of Redhead, OM (not verified) on 15 Feb 2009 #permalink

How many Hams in a Hovind? Or vice-versa? I suppose it'll be down to those French name-droppers at the SI institute. But it'll just turn into an 'Am or an 'Ovind and then where would we be? There's always a "Luskin" but he hasn't really carried out the stupid research to merit such an honour.

Bah, I tried clicking the link from work. Site is blocked, and here is the reason given by the filter:

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Wow, I missed out on this story at the beginning. I'd been confusing it with the Eric conspiracy.

Go Steves

By Psychodigger (not verified) on 15 Feb 2009 #permalink

Ooooooooooh reality.....peer-reveiewed....scientific knowledge....ahhhhhhh!
This is a pogophilic site, and as such should be banned!

Wouldn't a kilosteve actually be 1024 Steves?

No, that would be a kibisteve.

I'm really surprised that no one so far has mentioned stevolution.

There's way too much Stevine self-congratulation on this thread.
All you had to do to get on this list was
1) Be named Steve
2) Have parents who encouraged you to study and become scientists.
The mere fact of years of learnin', passing exams, and making a living in the academic world (and "science" is hardly difficult to grasp, is it now?) is not enough to offset your earlier advantages.
You were born with a silver Steve spoon in your mouth - admit it.
Privilege, thy name is Steve.

"noted""scholar",

Why do you call it Darwinism? Why do you want science to be a dogma?

Are you afraid of it? Afraid of its rational approach to problem-solving? Afraid of its changing to accomodate new evidence? Afraid of its possible displacement of some of your beliefs?

Yes, science is often defeated...by more science. And I celebrate.

Even a Newton, an Einstein, or yes, a Darwin, is often wrong about a few or many things.

Science celebrates when it is defeated...and improved by a better understanding of phenomena.

If religion could more accurately account for phenomena, science would celebrate the new discoveries. If science could more accurately account for something than religion, would you celebrate?

Or would you cringe in fear and start a smear campaign?

I think your actions have already revealed the answer.

By Teleprompter (not verified) on 15 Feb 2009 #permalink

All you need to know about "noted scholar" is on his website.
Anti-"Darwinist" shite. Great arrogance and misapplied learning. Must be an anti-Steve. Site rating 500 Hams

"Noted Scholar" is neither noted nor a scholar. He is a total failure.

By Nerd of Redhead, OM (not verified) on 15 Feb 2009 #permalink

A "Tony" is a debased Hollywood geegaw.

Wrong geographic area, wrong part of the industry.

Sorry, I meant "Broadway" geegaw.

Oh, to be a scientist named Steve...

By Funnyguts (not verified) on 15 Feb 2009 #permalink

Our new Secretary of Energy, Steven Chu, is on that list.

By Levi in NY (not verified) on 15 Feb 2009 #permalink

Maybe they chose "Steve" because Steves happen to be in favor of Darwinism in irrationally unproportional numbers.

No, they chose "Steve" in honour of Stephen Jay Gould. Grow up.

haha... this reminds me of the old Kids In The Hall recurring sketch: "Thirty Helens Agree..."

Blake Stacey beat me to it. Notedscholar clearly has either not read their FAQ (where they answer that question clearly and unambiguously) or experienced a reading comprehension EPIC FAIL.

And congratulations unto the Steves, for theirs is at least an amusing strategem. Lo, they are legion sufficient unto the 95% confidence level...

The MadPanda, FCD

noted scholar is either a deep-cover Poe or an iconoclast to the point of nutdom. I have not invested the time to try to figure out which.

By Sven DiMilo (not verified) on 15 Feb 2009 #permalink

Where do lady Steve's go to publicly subscribe to rationalism?
(not to NS's website - jeez there's some crap on there!)

The "Steve" list includes Stephanies and other "lady Steves."

By Sven DiMilo (not verified) on 15 Feb 2009 #permalink

Fucking apostrophe's. Talk about vestigial characteristics - or is it punctuated equilibrium?

Dear "noted" "scholar"

Maybe they chose "Steve" because Steves happen to be in favor of Darwinism in irrationally unproportional numbers.

And maybe you can stop making shit up. You can get the information from a link that's already been posted in this thread, but here it is again:

http://ncseweb.org/taking-action/project-steve-faq

"Steve" was chosen to honour the late Stephen Jay Gould - nothing more, nothing less.

It's interesting that even through this is limited only to people who are called Steve (or Stephan, or Stephanie, or other names of similar origin - in total a tiny percentage of the population) we still get many more signatures than similar creationist efforts, even though they're open to anyone they can get to sign them.

This milestone makes me feel more honored than ever to be one of the Steves (and probably the least distinguished. ;) )

By Steve LaBonne (not verified) on 15 Feb 2009 #permalink

And of course a "raycomfort" is a measurement relating to a googolplex of stupid.

By nick nick bobick (not verified) on 15 Feb 2009 #permalink

One of the important things to note is that about two-thirds of the Steve/scientists on the list are actually biologists. There are very few biologists on the infamous creationist's list of 'scientists who doubt evolution' but quite a few engineers, doctors etc who may not be particularly qualified to pass public judgement on the veracity of evolution.

@10-12; nah, you're talking about a kibisteve. A kilobyte is technically 1000 bytes, you're talking about kibibytes. Whoo, binary notation ...

The next project should be to find a kilosven. I wonder if we can include Chicago's very own Sven?

By Janine, Ignora… (not verified) on 15 Feb 2009 #permalink

The Taiwanese commonly change their self-selected English names as a matter of whim.
I could generate a kilosteve by tomorrow evening using only three family names.
Not all Steves (nor all bits) are created equal.

Now I will be singing that damn song all night. Fantastic news. This has tickled me pink since I first heard of it 2 years back.

By Grenangle (not verified) on 15 Feb 2009 #permalink

"Noted Scholar" is neither noted nor a scholar. He is a total failure.

Or the most brilliant parodist in the history of the internet. We really can't rule that out. He always seems to be too well read to actually be so stupid.

Bah! Let me know when you have a KiloDave, then you will truly have something...

Anthony K @ 21:

What's the unit of disingenuous misinformation - a "Ham"?

Yes, but in most cases, you'll be using millihams or even microhams.

Nick nick bobick @ 50:
And of course a "raycomfort" is a measurement relating to a googolplex of stupid.

Nano- is the most practical prefix for that in ordinary cases.

There's way too much Stevine self-congratulation on this thread.

That may well be so, but you can't become a member of the G.O.D.D.S. either, muahah.

By David Marjanović, OM (not verified) on 16 Feb 2009 #permalink

There isn't a category in by brain for Groups of Davids Doing Sstematics.
It's not evolved yet.