Arrr, 'twas a fine weekend of pillage and carouse, and now we have returned to our lair, where we can gloat over our treasure. Here it be, a small portion of the swag we've won.

I would like to thank the producers of Expelled and Bill Donohue for inspiring the American Humanists to toss me that shiny silver bauble, and me maties all around the world for the vast pile of cephalopodic geegaws growin' in me hold.
Arrr.
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While once I might have pined for an iPhone, I think right now I might prefer an rPhone. Arrr.
Watch out, Apple.
Remember: it's International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
It's Talk Like a Pirate Day, so let's all heave a hearrrty "Arrr" and down a ration of grog.
Also, more significantly, today is the day of the